Charlee: “Who are you, exactly? And how did you know I was looking for a hacker? Did the mouse call you?”
Swordfish: “You can call me ‘Swordfish‘. And no, the mouse didn’t call me. I have my own ways of getting information, on account of I’m a top-notch hacker.”
Charlee: “You don’t look like a swordfish. You haven’t got the nose for it.”
Swordfish: “It’s just a codename. All the top-notch hackers have codenames. Unless you think ‘Neo’ and ‘Trinity’ and ‘The Mouse’ are real names?”
Charlee: “Well, I … Wait, what? Are you saying the mouse has a real name? And you know what it is?”
Swordfish: “Ooh, nice try, but I’m immune to social engineering, on account of I’m a top-notch hacker.”
Charlee: “Yes, you keep mentioning that …”
Swordfish: “Yep, I sure do, so it must be true! Now what is it that you need the services of a top-notch hacker for, anyway?”
Charlee: “I want somebody to reprogram this automatic feeder so that it will open for my microchip.”
Swordfish: “Ooh, a hardware hacking challenge. What a strange device! Look at the mysterious curves and exotic materials! And you say it reads a microchip that’s implanted in your body? Where did it come from? Is it some kind of repurposed alien technology?”
Charlee: “Um, as far as I know, it came in a Chewy box.”
Swordfish: “How do you know the box was chewy? Did you eat it? You shouldn’t have done that. It could have given us some clue to the device’s origin.”
Charlee: “What kind of hacker did you say you were, again?”
Swordfish: “The top-notch kind!”
The Oceanside Animals 
It looks like you may need to find a better hacker, Charlee.
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It’s hard to beat a good swordfish tail!
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Hmmmmm, I think I would ask him for some references!
xoxo,
Rosy
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Oh Charlee, I think you are doomed to never eat from the A.F.
But, you may meet more wacky hackers!!! Is that a comfort?
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MOFL/ROFL Oh Charlee yore so cute! An Charlie THE Tuna iss NO Swordfish!
**purrss** BellaDharma an {{huggiess}} BellaSita
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I think you need to find yet another hacker. 🙂
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Oh, dear, I do think he’s stumped as much or more even than you, Charlee…
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Have you tried turning it off and on again? 🙂
My cat is outraged by this treatment Charlee! Best regards from Masha!
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Hmmmm….I think Swordfish is a FAKE! He looks like Charlie Tuna to me! I, Marv sure hope my human does not read this post…I am the one who eats EVERYTHING! Kozmo has lost a ton of weight since we started living together.
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How is there anybody on earth that doesn’t know Chewy? I think the fish is an alien.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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