Swordfish: “Well, here’s my invoice. Payment is due at the time hacking services are rendered.”
Charlee: “What hacking services rendered? You didn’t do anything.”
Swordfish: “Sure I did. I made a house call.”
Charlee: “I didn’t call you, you just showed up.”
Swordfish: “Yep, and you’d be surprised how many hackers fail to show up when you don’t call them. Now then, I accept payment in bitcoin, fishcoin, ethereum, steakumm, tetramin, theramin, vitamin …”
Charlee: “I think you’re making up words again.”
Swordfish: “Well, I wouldn’t expect you to be familiar with all the various cryptocurrencies, since you’re just a civilian and not a top-notch hacker.”
Chaplin: “What about SmurfCoin, do you accept that?”
Swordfish: “Pfft, no, SmurfCoin is a worthless pretend cryptocurrency. Everyone knows that.”
Chaplin: “It’s not pretend. In fact we know who created it. We could introduce you to him if you’d like.”
Charlee: “Now, Chaplin, I’m sure Swordfish has better things to do than to learn a secret identity that no one else knows.”
Swordfish: “Well now you have to tell me!”
Charlee: “What’s it worth to you?”
Wouldn’t it just be easier to steal Dada’s Chewy login and have extra food sent to your hidden lair? Just saying…
*kissey-face*
Lucy-Fur and Crazy Daisy
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With those choices, I would ALWAYS choose Steakumms for payment. #nobrainer
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Hacking sure is big business these days!
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We LOVE that you are always thinking Charlee! Bet he has some extra tuna somewhere close …teeheehee
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Maybe our unfrubro can help…he works with those bit coin things…he makes the software/programs for the ‘wallets’! No we are not kidding…
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Mom always goes for the theramin. A friend of her composes music for them.
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