Chaplin: “Tell you what, we’ll take you to meet the creator of the SmurfCoin in exchange for these cans of tuna in your tackle box.”
Swordfish: “It’s not a tackle box, it’s a—”
Charlee: “Yeah yeah yeah, it’s a hacker’s toolkit, I know. Do we have a deal or what?”
Swordfish: “Why do you want my cans of tuna? What good are they to you?”
Chaplin: “Oh we love and honor all tuna. We’re going to put them on display for everyone to see and admire.”
Swordfish: “Really? So you’re not going to just open them and eat the contents?”
Charlee: “How would we possibly do that? We don’t have thumbs, so we can’t operate can openers.”
Swordfish: “All right, you have a deal.”
Swordfish: “Tee-hee! All the other hackers will be so impressed that I unmasked the secretive genius behind SmurfCoin using my top-notch social engineering skills!”
Chaplin: “Not as impressed as we are! You really got the better of us in this negotiation!”
Soon …
Producer Smurf: “Who’s this? Some kind of smurf cosplayer? The skin tone is pretty smurfy, but that hat is the wrong color and he’s wearing a shirt but no pants and that isn’t smurfy at all. Epic fail.”
Chaplin: “No, this is Swordfish, a top-notch hacker who would like to talk to you about SmurfCoin. Now if you’ll excuse us, we have to go put these cans of tuna in a place of honor.”
Swordfish: “So when you created the SmurfChain for your SmurfCoin, how did you decide between using a hash and using bacon?”
Producer Smurf: “I have no idea what any of that means. I smurfed Brainy Smurf to smurf it and it never smurfed properly.”
Spicoli: “Psst, hey, fish dude. Where did you get those awesome shades?”
Chaplin (off-screen): “Hey, Blue, we have a job for you!”
You kitties might not have thumbs but you have a big friend that has sharper nails than you two. Just make sure Blue doesn’t eat all the tuna before you get some.
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Once Mom shared her tuna sandwich with me. It was yummy, even though I barely got a crumb. Don’t give up on opening the cans…
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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How does one choose between a hash and bacon? Simples, it’s just bacon every time. Mmmm bacon. Move over tuna, I smell the bacon cooking!
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Run to Dada….he can open it!!! TLC Cai-Cai
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Heelareuss Charlee an Chaplin!!!! You got Swordfish *rollss eyess* reel guud!
***purrss*** BellaDharma an *gigellss** BellaSita
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We KNEW Blue would come in handy!! BOL
xoxo,
Sunny and the Gang
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I am a bit confused. Why are you putting the tuna cans in a place of honor?
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Chaplin: “Let’s just say there are lots of different kinds of places of honor!”
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We ALL need some meow activated can openers!
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I guess fish aren’t big in the smarts department. Wonder what else you can get from him. XOX Xena and Lucy
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Tuna! We LOVE Tuna! My place of honor is inside!
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