Lulu: “Gopher, gopher, where is the gopher?”
Mouse: “Lulu, we need to talk to you about your digging.”
Lulu: “What? Why? Is this some kind of intervention? Because I could quit digging any time I want to. I just don’t want to.”
Mouse: “This isn’t an intervention. There’s something buried in the backyard that we want you to dig up.”
Lulu: “What is it? Is it gophers? If it’s gophers, I’m all over that like a dog on gophers.”
Mouse: “It’s not gophers.”
Lulu: “Not gophers? And it can’t be the mine shaft, because we filled that in to keep the grues out of the yard … Is it moles?”
Mouse: “No.”
Lulu: “Voles?”
Mouse: “No.”
Lulu: “Proles?”
Mouse: “What is this, Oceania?”
Mouse: “Look, it’s something Dennis buried in the yard years ago. This is a map showing where to find it.”
Chaplin: “How did a map possibly survive being in the house with Dennis without getting shredded into confetti?”
Mouse: “It was printed on a sheet of kevlar.”
Chaplin: “I repeat the question.“
Mouse: “I took the map away and hid it somewhere that Dennis couldn’t find it.”
Chaplin: “Oh, all right.”
Lulu: “Hmm, sure, I can follow this map and dig this thing up for you. Just give me a few minutes.”
A few minutes later …
Lulu: “Why would there be a doghouse buried under the hill? And what’s it for?”
Mouse: “It’s for proving a point about the Cretaceous Period. Everybody inside.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Silly mouse! It’s the Cretinous Period! Try to get it right!”
Charlee: “All I wanted was some tuna.”
Doggie tardis?
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Is the dog house a secret passage to somewhere else? We’ll have to wait and see.
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Scoutie loved getting gophers…you get that gopher, forget everything else.
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How clever Dennis was to hide a map.
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Mew mew mew yore hee-lareuss Lulu….’like a poochie all over Go-furrss!’
No why wuud Dennis have buried a house?? Mee smellss sumthin fishie here….oh that will make Charlee an Chaplin happy š
***purrss*** BellaDharma an ⤠BellaSita
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Uh……Oh……Ummmm, guys? You might want to rethink going in there….
Just sayin’….
xoxo,
Rosy and the Gang
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Playing hide and seek with your Dada is way more fun than playing with a gopher or a …..doghouse.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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HA! Hey Lulu, did they make you go outside or did you just gopher fun?
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Hmmm, is there something more to discover in that dog house?
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Now why would Dennis bury a dog house? And what could possibly go wrong if you go inside? Guess we will find out soon.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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The Dog House of Justice in the Cretaceous Period and you guys want to go inside!?!? Things are getting scary!
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