Mouse: “Well, here we are in the Cretaceous. Does anyone see any cans of tuna?”
Charlee: “Yes, they’re right in front of me. And they’re still not open.”
Mouse: “Does anyone see any cans of tuna that we didn’t bring with us?“
Charlee: “No.”
Blue: “This is a tropical zone. The cans of tuna were temperate.”
Mouse: “They were not!”
Blue: “There could be all kinds of cans wandering around. We haven’t looked at the entire planet you know.”
Chaplin: “I don’t see any roaming cans of tuna either but I do see some weird-looking birds.”
Charlee: “I see them too. Mouse, can we go chase the birds?”
Mouse: “No.”
Charlee: “Aww, why not?”
Mouse: “Well, first, if you actually caught one, you might change history because of the Butterfly Effect. And second, they’re the size of a boxcar and would gobble you up in one bite.”
Charlee: “A car made out of a box? Where can I get one of those?”
Chaplin: “Pffft, who ever heard of a bird the size of a boxcar?”
Blue: “In fact, I think I see a herd of cans just over that next hill.”
Blue: “Hey, where did everyone go?”
Mouse: “I guess they’ve seen enough of the Cretaceous. Come on, let’s head back.”
Charlee: “Wait! I forgot the cans of tuna when we all ran into the Doghouse of Justice! Can we go back and get them?”
Everyone else except Mouse and Blue: “NO!!!”
Dinosaur: “What strange little creatures. I bet they all go extinct.”
Oh no! It looks like you all fell into the La Brea sink hole like on that new TV show! We hope the Doghouse of Justice can get you home safe and sound.
LikeLike
Noooooo! You can’t forget the tuna (unless its the generic no name brand….)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Here’s hoping that tuna doesn’t go extinct!
LikeLike
Smart move…now hurry back to SoCal and get those Big Tuna Can Monsters!
xoxo,
Jakey and the Gang
LikeLike
Oh, dear…somehow we think you should not have gone there…
LikeLike
Who forgot the tuna???? We hope you find some extra cans lying around there somewhere.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
LikeLike
It’s survival of the fittest, decided by who’s brave enough to take on the box-car birds in search of tuna.
LikeLike
EEEKKKKK are those Terry-dack-tull Birdss Charlee an Chaplin???? Go home!! Dada will buy you more tuna……
Rite Dada????
**shudderss**
BellaDharma an BellaSita
LikeLike