Lulu: “I’m thinking of starting a new business. Do you cats want in on the ground floor?”
Charlee: “A new business? Is this some kind of get-rich-quick scheme like Dennis used to do?”
Lulu: “No, this will be a legitimate business with an actual product.”
Chaplin: “What sort of product?”
Lulu: “Sugar-free chewing gum for dogs. Here, I brought a sample, check it out.”
Chaplin: “This is a piece of cardboard.”
Lulu: “I know! Can’t miss, right? And it’s pure profit because boxes show up here all the time. Are you in?”
Later …
Spicoli: “So did you get buy-in from the Hipsters?”
Lulu: “No, they said it was the stupidest idea they’d heard about since SmurfCoin.”
Spicoli: “Well, they’re not really your target demographic, dude.”
Producer Smurf: “You just wait! Someday you’ll all be sorry you didn’t smurf SmurfCoin when you smurfed the smurf!”
That will be a sure-fire success right there. Who doesn’t love chewing cardboard? Yum. #nobrainer
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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We thing that’s a brilliant idea, Lulu. Maybe we can be your distributors on the eastern side of the country. We sure have a huge supply of boxes we could use since our mom seems to think she needs to keep 10 of every size box we get…just in case she needs the right size to ship something.
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Paper and cardboard are the BEST!!! TLC Cai-Cai
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Back to the think tank Lulu.
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A smurf color box might do the trick Lulu!
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hahaha. Maybe you can sell your chewing gum on Amazon!!
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Cinnamon thought it was a brilliant idea Lulu…she is right now chewing up the Amazon box that arrived today…We see some problems with your cash flow!
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Theory was good, Lulu!
But then, I’m only human!!!
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Lulu, we think chewing cardboard gum is really tasty, but for some reason the peeps don’t agree. Maybe you could figure a way to make it fruit-flavored. Then they might like it too.
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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There iss a flaw inn yore idea sumwhere Lulu butt mee not see it rite off…..
HHHMMM mee wuud love to buy inn butt BellaSita sayss efurryone has cardboard of theur own…. **sighss**
**nose rubss** BellaDharma an {{huggiess} BellaSita
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Wait, now…Minko and Pipo both enjoyed chomping on cardboard…We think it was an imaginary toothbrush! There are still some boxes here that bear their toothy markings!
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