Lulu: “I’d like to thank you all for volunteering for my focus group … Sorry, you on the front right, how old are you?”
Dog #6: “I’m thirty-seven!”
Lulu: “Thirty-seven what?”
Dog #6: “Years!”
Lulu: “You’re thirty-seven years old?”
Dog #6: “Did I say years? I meant those other things.”
Lulu: “Weeks?”
Dog #6: “No, not those either …”
Lulu: “Well, I think you might be too young to sign the waiver for testing my new product.”
Dog #6: “But the dog in the sunglasses didn’t say anything about a minimum age! All he asked was if I was a righteous dude!”
Dog #1: “Is there going to be coffee at this focus group? I could really use some coffee.”
Dog #2: “Wait, what’s this about a waiver? I didn’t sign any waivers.”
Lulu: “The waiver is just a formality, and there’s not going to be any coffee. It would interfere with getting the full flavor of my new product.”
Dog #2: “If the waiver is a formality, why should I sign it? I’m going to call my mum and ask her.”
Dog #3: “Where are the lions? I was told I would be fighting lions.”
Dog #4: “I’m not signing any waivers about fighting lions!”
Dog #1: “Can’t we have coffee after we try the product?”
Dog #5: “What is this product you’re talking about? Is it underneath that piece of cardboard?”
Lulu: “The piece of cardboard is the new product. I call it ‘chewing gum for dogs’.”
Everyone except Dog #1: “BRILLIANT!”
Dog #1: “Can I get mine soaked in coffee?”
The Oceanside Animals 
Coffee? Hum…something new to try! TLC Cai-Cai
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I think you may be on to something good Lulu!!
xoxo,
Rosy and the Gang
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I went to a focus group once, and as I was leaving, I saw them with all the legal pads and pens, and as I was walking by to leave, I heard this exchange “What are we doing with all these pads and pens/Oh just throw them away”. OMG, right? So I asked if I could have them. Those pens and pads lasted me about two years, and I write A LOT. Crazy, right, that they were just going to toss them?
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That’s a great product, Lulu. Can you also stuff the box with that nice long brown paper that Chewy puts in all its boxes?
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LOL we agree with Dog #1. We want COFFEE!
Signed,
Foster, Panda, and Mom
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I hope these test subjects will not be the new chewing gum for lions!
Enjoy the cardboard guys. I hope you can get a little coffee to dunk it in. xx
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HA! WIth that group it would be hard to focus!
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Give the dog some coffee will you. 🙂
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Wow, Lulu; looks like you’re on a winner!
But then, you can never tell with the writers these days…
hehehehe..
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Cinnamon wants to know if she can get old slipper flavor…or deer poop (deer poop is her favorite thing on walks…)
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