Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! This one is simple: Caveat Emptor. This is Ancient Roman for Buyer Beware.
Here’s a short video to illustrate the concept of Caveat Emptor, in which Dada sells me a gnome stuffie that he swears can produce a squeak, but the gnome is clearly defective:
I’m ashamed to admit that Dada’s crafty salesmanship not only fooled me once, it also fooled me twice.
So remember, friendlies: Fool me once, shame on Dada. Fool me twice, also shame on Dada. Fool me three times? Won’t get fooled again! This is Lulu, rolling over and out!