Supply Chain Glitches

Lulu: “Listen, I need you cats to get out of those boxes.”
Charlee: “Why?”

Lulu: “Because I need to tear them into pieces to make my sugar-free chewing gum for dogs.”
Charlee: “Sorry, no can do.”
Chaplin: “Yeah, these are our boxes now. You’ll have to get your own boxes.”

Lulu: “I did get my own boxes. You’re sitting in them.”
Chaplin: “Yes we are. That makes them our boxes.”
Lulu: “That isn’t how it works!”
Charlee: “Of course it is. Possession by a cat is ten tenths of the law. Look it up!”

Soon …

Lulu: “They’re right. Possession of a box by a cat is ten tenths of the law. It says so right here in this property law book.”
Spicoli: “So what’s your next move, dude?”

Later …

Scrooge: “Come in, sit down. May I offer you a bowl of water?”
Lulu: “Sure, thanks!”
Scrooge: “You’re welcome. I’ll just add the $50 cost to your bill.”
Spicoli: “Dude, I’m not sure suing the cats is a fiscally rational decision.”

9 thoughts on “Supply Chain Glitches

  1. Better leave the cats in the box and screw scrooge, Lulu and Spicoli🙀😸💗We also want to Thank you for your Birthday wishes for Me and My Granny, dear furriends, they warmed our heart and brightened up our day💗 Extra Pawkisses just for you you🐾😽💞

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  2. Isn’t there a law that says something about once the cat leaves the box (like to eat) that it is fair game again? (We love you guys and are really mad at WP for keeping dropping our follow!!) XOX Lucy, Xena and Chia


  3. Mistur Scrooge iss not a niceHu’man….hee will screw youss fore all yore $money$ an TREETSS!
    Iss best to let THE mattur drop Lulu an get more boxess an store them away from THE Hipsturss….
    Guud luck with that 😉
    **purrss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) BellaSita Mum


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