Squatters’ Rights

Scrooge: “So you say you have a problem with squatters?”
Lulu: “Yes, that’s right.”
Scrooge: “Have you tried barking at them?”
Lulu: “Well I can’t really bark at them. They do live in the house with me.”
Spicoli: “Dude, I just noticed that none of these books are law books.”

Scrooge: “You could still bark at them. I bark at people all the time.”
Lulu: “They’re not people, they’re cats.”
Scrooge: “Cats? Oh dear. They’re not squatting in boxes, are they?”
Lulu: “Yes, yes they are.”
Spicoli: “They’re mostly about somebody named ‘Christmas Carol’.”

Scrooge: “I don’t take on legal cases I can’t win. I suggest finding some other way to dislodge the cats from the boxes.”
Lulu: “Do you have any suggestions?”
Scrooge: “That depends. Do you have any more money?”
Lulu: “No.”
Scrooge: “Then no.”
Spicoli: “This ‘Christmas Carol’ person sure likes Santa …”

Lulu: “Come on, Spicoli, we’re leaving.”
Spicoli: “Dude, you write the worst Charles Dickens fan fiction I’ve ever seen.”
Scrooge: “Bah, humbug.”

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