Chaplin: “I thought they were going to be like normal mealworms, only festive.”
Charlee: “Honestly, a giant mealworm is a little bit … What’s the word I’m looking for … disturbing.”
Mealworm: “I’m standing right here and I can hear you. Ho ho ho! Sorry, I don’t know why I said that.”
Green Elf #1: “Bigger is better! And we can charge more for each one, so the profits will be huge!”
Lulu: “I think the market for four-foot-long Christmas mealworms is maybe not as big as the market for regular-sized mealworms.”
Vermin: “HISSS! You don’t know that! You haven’t done any studies! We still might sell some!”
Green Elf #2 (sotto voce): “So listen, do you think you could introduce me to Smurfette?”
Producer Smurf (sotto voce): “I’m not supposed to smurf within a hundred apples of her, so, no.”
Mealworm: “Anyway we’re much better suited to make meals at this size. Ho ho ho!“
Mr. Nibbles: “You sound like you want to make a meal for somebody.”
Mealworm: “Well of course I do. It’s right in the name. Mealworm. And now that we’re big we can properly operate a sto-ho-hove and hold a spatula and whatnot.”
Green Elf #2: “AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!”
Producer Smurf: “Well you don’t have to scream about it.”
Lulu: “What exactly do you think being a mealworm entails?”
Mealworm: “Hours and hours in the kitchen chopping vegetables and cooking and stuff. Why, what do you think?”
Blue: “*** BURP *** Excuse me.”
Producer Smurf: “You should smurf off with the Binaca. The whole room is starting to smurf like wintergreen.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty velociraptor! Stop eating my workforce!”
The market for Christmas mealworms large or small is limited at best – even the ones with cooking skills. #pleasesanta
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Xena: Vermin, you might wanna be thankful it’s your workforce goin down Blue’s throat and not you.
Lucy: So, who’s gonna break the news to the giant mealworm? (We’re all betting on Blue.)
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Things get all smurfed up pretty easily!
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Crikey, someone needs to take those mealworms aside for a little info break…!
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I bet Big Bird would buy a bunch.:)
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Mew mew mew Blue yore so funny!! 😉
**purrss** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
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Now that geneticist is gone, can you reverse engineer the size? 4 foot mealworms are a little disturbing, they could eat Blue!
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