On The First Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me Some Elves Who Decided To Flee

Vermin: “HISSS! Well aside from a few elves getting eaten, that meeting went pretty well! Everyone likes the design of the … Hey, where is all the equipment? And the rest of the elves?”
Christmas Mealworm: “Those two elves you put in charge fired all the other elves when they tried to unionize, then they loaded all the equipment into a big truck and drove off with it.”

Vermin: “HISSS! What?! They can’t just take that equipment! It doesn’t even belong to us, it came out of Trouble the Kitty’s secret lair!”
Christmas Mealworm: “Well they did. And we still haven’t gotten our gingerbread gruel, by the way.”

Vermin: “HISSS! You’ll have to wait on the gruel until I get those two elves and the stolen equipment that we stole from Trouble back. For now you all just stay here while I bring in some expert trackers.”

Soon …

Vermin: “HISSS! Say, the two of you smell pretty good, right?”
Lulu: “Well I like to think so, although I haven’t found anything really stinky to roll in lately.”

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