On The Second Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me Some Elves Who I Could Track Down And Eat

Vermin: “HISSS! So I need the two of you to use your noses to track down a couple of runaway elves. They smell like cinnamon and spearmint.”
Blue: “Track them down and eat them?”

Vermin: “HISSS! No, track them down and bring them back!”
Blue: “Bring them back and then eat them?”

Vermin: “No, just bring them back! I need to talk to them!”
Blue: “Talk to them and then eat them?”

Vermin: “HISSS! No, I need to find out what they did with the equipment and research they stole! They’re probably selling it!”
Blue: “Find out what they did with it and then eat them?”

Vermin: “HISSS! No, I need to … Actually, sure, once I find out what I need to know, you can eat them.”

Blue: “I knew if I kept asking she would eventually say we could eat them.”
Lulu: “What do you mean ‘we’?”

10 thoughts on “On The Second Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me Some Elves Who I Could Track Down And Eat

  1. Those elves! 😂 My bearded dragon would love to put in an order for some Christmas mealworms…maybe New Years’ crickets too?

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