Vermin: “HISSS! So I need the two of you to use your noses to track down a couple of runaway elves. They smell like cinnamon and spearmint.”
Blue: “Track them down and eat them?”
Vermin: “HISSS! No, track them down and bring them back!”
Blue: “Bring them back and then eat them?”
Vermin: “No, just bring them back! I need to talk to them!”
Blue: “Talk to them and then eat them?”
Vermin: “HISSS! No, I need to find out what they did with the equipment and research they stole! They’re probably selling it!”
Blue: “Find out what they did with it and then eat them?”
Vermin: “HISSS! No, I need to … Actually, sure, once I find out what I need to know, you can eat them.”
Blue: “I knew if I kept asking she would eventually say we could eat them.”
Lulu: “What do you mean ‘we’?”
10 thoughts on “On The Second Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me Some Elves Who I Could Track Down And Eat”
Those elves! 😂 My bearded dragon would love to put in an order for some Christmas mealworms…maybe New Years’ crickets too?
May you get yummy treats in your socks, you cuties~
We hope you find those elves. Blue seems a bit hungry. BOL!
Xena: This sounds like a scary movie. I sure wouldn’t want to be those poor elves.
Chia: Whatcha mean those poor elves? They’re thieves and, and, yummie!
So happy you’re cleared to eat them – eventually. They sound delicious!
Love and licks,
Yep, I’d watch at “we” too Lulu!
Christmas elves on the menu??
Hmmm….what would Santa say about losing his (not so helpful) helpers??
Sunny, Rosy and Jakey
Can you find me some that smell like chocolate pweeaaseee?
Oh Yum! Spearmint/Cinnamon Elf stuffie! Purrfect for breakfast! The only thing better is BACON!