On The Third Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me A Ninja Hedgehog Conspiracy

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Our spies have told us that those cats and that dog have developed a new strain of Christmas mealworm.”

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “We will of course be staging a raid to get our paws on these mealworms. Norman and Norman will take the lead.”
Ninja Hedgehog: “How can be sure this is good information, Norman, and not just some kind of propaganda?”

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Our spies are unimpeachable on this. They’re intimately involved with both Christmas and the top-secret mealworm project.”
Ninja Hedgehog: “We’d like to hear this from the spies themselves!”

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “I can’t just trot out my spies in front of everyone.”
Ninja Hedgehog: “Why not?”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Because they’re spies, Norman! You’re a ninja, don’t you know how spying works?!”

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Now then, as I was saying, Norman and Norman will lead the upcoming raid on the … Hey, why is everyone looking off to my right?”

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