Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “All right, since you all insisted on seeing them, here are our spies, Cinnamon and Spearmint.”
Cinnamon: “Hi there!”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Now I gather you had some questions for them before we start the raids. So ask away.”
Ninja Hedgehog: “Umm … Which one of you is Cinnamon and which is Spearmint?”
Cinnamon: “Your rank-and-file ninja hedgehogs haven’t got the sharpest spines, have they?”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Don’t even get me started.”
Ninja Hedgehog (from inside lair): “Does Santa really get drunk on eggnog like Dennis used to claim?”
Spearmint: “We can’t answer that on the grounds of it will get us on the naughty list. Also we signed an NDA.”
Blue: “I definitely detect the smell of spearmint coming out of that cave. Cinnamon too.”
Lulu: “Me too. Now remember, the plan is to bring the elves back, not to eat them.”
Blue: “Sure sure. Whatever you say.”
* “Ask Me Anything”, not “American Medical Association”.
7 thoughts on “On The Fourth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me An AMA* That Was Rather Silly”
You and Blue did an excellent job tracking down those elves. Now we hope you can get them home safely without Blue making them into a snack.
Yes, don’t eat the elves, it’s their vacation time!
Blue, I think you would be doing Santa a favor if you ate those elves…plus I bet they would be extra specially tasty
Hmmmmm, we’re with Marv, may you should let Blue eat those elves. Elves are “snitchy”!
Blue, we beg Santa didn’t bring YOU anything! Xena Lucy and Chia
How about some Incense and Peppermints 😉
BTW, the crockpot is one of those GREEN STAMP things 🙂
Go ahead eat them if you want. 🙂