On The Fourth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me An AMA* That Was Rather Silly

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “All right, since you all insisted on seeing them, here are our spies, Cinnamon and Spearmint.”
Cinnamon: “Hi there!”
Spearmint: “Hello!”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Now I gather you had some questions for them before we start the raids. So ask away.”

Ninja Hedgehog: “Umm … Which one of you is Cinnamon and which is Spearmint?”
Cinnamon: “Your rank-and-file ninja hedgehogs haven’t got the sharpest spines, have they?”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Don’t even get me started.”

Meanwhile …

Ninja Hedgehog (from inside lair): “Does Santa really get drunk on eggnog like Dennis used to claim?”
Spearmint: “We can’t answer that on the grounds of it will get us on the naughty list. Also we signed an NDA.”
Blue: “I definitely detect the smell of spearmint coming out of that cave. Cinnamon too.”
Lulu: “Me too. Now remember, the plan is to bring the elves back, not to eat them.”
Blue: “Sure sure. Whatever you say.”

* “Ask Me Anything”, not “American Medical Association”.

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