On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me Elves Acting Stereotypically

Ninja Hedgehog #1: “Shouldn’t you guys be sitting on a shelf instead of on the ground?”
Cinnamon: “That’s a hurtful stereotype. We can sit anywhere we want to.”
Spearmint: “Why, have you got a shelf?”
Ninja Hedgehog #2: “Yes, there’s a rock shelf right over there.”

Spearmint: “Ahh, this is so much better.”
Cinnamon: “Come down from there! Stop reinforcing everyone’s expectations!”
Ninja Hedgehog #3: “Why do you elves like sitting on shelves so much, anyway?”

Just then …

Cinnamon: “AAAIIIIEEEEE!!!”

Lulu: “See, that’s what you were not supposed to do.”
Blue: “What? There’s still another one we can bring back.”
Spearmint: “Well for one thing, it helps prevent having things like that happen to us.”

6 thoughts on “On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me Elves Acting Stereotypically

  1. Guess there’s a good reason for the stereotype. Will Spearmint make it back to headquarters alive? Will he stay alive after he arrives? Ooo, we can’t wait to see what happens next. XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia

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