(Somewhat) Wordless Wednesday: Halfway to the Sky

Dada’s Note: This is how Chaplin gets to the top of the rowing machine; first he jumps to the to the seat, then he jumps to the top, and then he jumps down. Apparently the journey is its own reward.

Jar Jar Stinks

Spicoli: “Can I come out of the vacuum hood now, dude?”
Chaplin: “I think it’d be better for everyone if you stayed in there a little while longer.”
Mouse: “So what’s next in your quest to sell toots in a jar?”
Charlee: “Well since Lulu refuses to participate and Spicoli’s toots are questionable at best, and we don’t have any other dogs handy, I guess we’re out of luck.”
Producer Smurf: “Look at all the smurfy colors!”

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You’ve Got To Concentrate

Chaplin: “You ready to go in there, Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “Sure thing, dude. Fire it up!”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you’re going to make me smurf concentrated Spicoli toots.”
Charlee: “Well we didn’t want to but you’re a tough negotiator.”
Mr. Nibbles: “What’s going on, friend mouse?”
Mouse: “They’re about to switch on the toot refiner. So you might want to keep your distance.”

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Lulu’s Life Tips: How To Get Pet

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip. This time I’m here to show you how to get pet. The short answer: Show up. The longer answer: Show up and smile and wag your tail. Check it out!

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Nothing Could Be Finer Than A Brand New Toot Refiner In The Morning

Spicoli: “You Hipster dudes seem to have remodeled the secret kitty lab a little bit.”
Producer Smurf: “Yeah, what are all these tubes and vials and glass bottles for? It doesn’t look very smurfy if you ask me.”

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Lulu’s Life Tips: The Most Exciting Part of the Day

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with another life tip, about the most exciting part of the day! Now actually there are generally speaking two most exciting parts of the day: Breakfast and Dinner.

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On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me Somebody I’ll Call Mini-Ni

Mini Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “You’re all going to regret this!”

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