On The® Eighth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me A Quest But Not To Find Shrubbery

Blue: “Why do you all shriek like that every time that kinght says—”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Silence! Do not say that word!”
Norman #1: “Why do we shriek like that, Norman?”
Norman #2: “I don’t know, Norman. I just do it because everyone else does it.”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Now then, I have been keeping track of how many times you have said ‘the®’ and ‘herring®’ and according to the licensing fee scale, you owe us …”
Lulu: “A shrubbery?”

Blue: “It seems like getting incapacitated just by hearing a word might be problematic for ninjas.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “When we go out raiding, we wear special noise-filtering earplugs.”
Norman #2: “Earplugs? What’s he talking about, Norman?”
Norman #1: “Didn’t HR issue you earplugs when you signed on, Norman? You should go talk to them.”
Voice From Headset: “So what’s in that cave, Kane?”
Kane: “A bunch of weird spiny egg-like things. Should I take a closer look?”
Voice From Headset: “No!!!”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “What? No, don’t be ridiculous, what am I going to do with a shrubbery?”
Lulu: “I don’t know, that’s just what I heard you knights like.”

Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Well you heard wrong! What you owe us is, in fact … A POTTED CACTUS!”
Lulu: “A potted cactus is more useful to you than a shrubbery?”
Spearmint: “Listen, I think you’re all forgetting that I’m the reason we’re here. So start paying attention to me.”

Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!”
Ninja Hedgehogs: “AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!”
Spearmint: “AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!”
Lulu: “Here we go again …”

5 thoughts on “On The® Eighth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me A Quest But Not To Find Shrubbery

  1. Hi Lulu,
    It’s Rex and Winnie from Today’s Furry Moments. Do you know why our human is laughing so hard that she’s crying? We are very concerned. Also, we wish you luck with finding a potted cactus. Maybe you could use one of the hedgehogs and dye it green?
    Thanks,
    The Double Dogs

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  2. “AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!” Ha Ha, thought we would join the fun. A potted cactus??? Mom says she kills every cactus that she has ever had – they all rot at the base.

    Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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