On The® Eighth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me A Quest But Not To Find Shrubbery

Blue: “Why do you all shriek like that every time that kinght says—”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Silence! Do not say that word!”
Norman #1: “Why do we shriek like that, Norman?”
Norman #2: “I don’t know, Norman. I just do it because everyone else does it.”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Now then, I have been keeping track of how many times you have said ‘the®’ and ‘herring®’ and according to the licensing fee scale, you owe us …”
Lulu: “A shrubbery?”

Blue: “It seems like getting incapacitated just by hearing a word might be problematic for ninjas.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “When we go out raiding, we wear special noise-filtering earplugs.”
Norman #2: “Earplugs? What’s he talking about, Norman?”
Norman #1: “Didn’t HR issue you earplugs when you signed on, Norman? You should go talk to them.”
Voice From Headset: “So what’s in that cave, Kane?”
Kane: “A bunch of weird spiny egg-like things. Should I take a closer look?”
Voice From Headset: “No!!!”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “What? No, don’t be ridiculous, what am I going to do with a shrubbery?”
Lulu: “I don’t know, that’s just what I heard you knights like.”

Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Well you heard wrong! What you owe us is, in fact … A POTTED CACTUS!”
Lulu: “A potted cactus is more useful to you than a shrubbery?”
Spearmint: “Listen, I think you’re all forgetting that I’m the reason we’re here. So start paying attention to me.”

Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!”
Ninja Hedgehogs: “AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!”
Spearmint: “AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!”
Lulu: “Here we go again …”