Ninja Hedgehog Potted Cactus: “Put me down!”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “It’s a nice cactus. The spines aren’t too poky and it talks. I shall put it on a sunny shelf.”
Chaplin: “Unhand my pineapple, you … Wait, what was that about a sunny shelf?”
Charlee: “I can totally jump high enough to get that herring.”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “It’s a shelf and it’s sunny, what else is there to say?”
Chaplin: “Plenty! For instance, is there room on this shelf for a cat to lounge?”
Blue: “I would also like to know more about this shelf. Has it got elves on it?”
Lulu: “Don’t you think you’ve eaten enough elves already?”
Blue: “There might be flavors I haven’t tried yet.”
Ninja Hedgehog Potted Cactus: “I don’t want to sit on a sunny shelf! I want to sit in a dank cave!”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Nonsense! Cacti love full sun! Dank caves are for mold and fungus!”
Charlee: “3 … 2 … 1 … Wiggle butt to prime the jumping engine …”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Nooo! Release the® herring®! It is the® source of all my power!”
Charlee: “Sorry! The fish is in my mouth, that means it’s legally mine! Just ask Scrooge!”
Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Aaaaiiiieeeee!”
Mini Knight Who Says ‘Ni’: “Somebody get this giant cactus off of me!”
Chaplin: “Does this mean no sunny shelf for me?”
Scrooge: “The cat is quite right. Possession of a fish by a cat is ten tenths of the law. Somebody owes me $500 for that.”
7 thoughts on “On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me A Cat Engaged In Some Thievery”
BOL! We think Blue is about to find out what a mini knight who says, well, you know, tastes like!
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unlezz de fizh itself iz poe zezzed… any fish… any wear iz poe zezzed bye catz 🙂 😉
I agree with Charlee. It is legally yours. XO
Well done, Charlee! Hold on tight, and don’t pay that man. He’d only spend it on more hats and scarfs…
$500?!?! That’s inflation for ya!
Hmmmmm A red herring or a mini Knight Who Says Ni – whic tho devour first!
You did it!! Charlee, now the not-cactus will be forever your friend and indebted to you…let him pay the scrooge dude…hehe!