Mouse: “What are you two looking at?”
Chaplin: “We’re just reading a story about gaseous emissions.”
Mouse: “It’s good to see you Hipsters taking an interest in environmental issues. What are they talking about, climate change?”
Charlee: “No.”
Mouse: “Air pollution?”
Chaplin: “No.”
Mouse: “Volcanoes?”
Charlee: “No.”
Mouse: “Chemicals?”
Chaplin: “No.”
Mouse: “Well what is it about, then?”
Charlee: “Have a look for yourself.”
Mouse: “Please tell me this is a joke.”
Chaplin: “This isn’t a joke, this is a business opportunity.”
Mouse: “How do you figure?”
Just then …
Lulu: “Hey, Mr. Nibbles said you cats wanted to talk to me about something?”
Never let the dog and cats use the laptop unsupervised! (At least, that’s what our Mom always says, minus the cat part.) (That’s why Xena uses Alexa instead.) XOX Lucy, Chia and Xena
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Mine just sits on the laptop. ALL THE TIME … I applaud you for the great wall hanging! Really cute 😉
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Us pups have been known to emit lots of noxious gases. Maybe we should get our pawrents to bottle and sell them.
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Who buys these jars? I cannot fathom the market, but I know a few who could work that angle!
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Oh NO!!! DOG FARTS! They are the worst!!!
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We are going to volunteer Lightning for those jars:)
Woos – Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Fart Jars?!?! Oh, we’re gonna be rich!
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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could make money like that. 🙂
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That supply could also be used for jet propulsion purposes! BOL, BOL! And even if you need to raise your roof a bit…
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Hahah I saw this news story & couldn’t stop laughing!
I can see next week’s headlines already :
“Lulu gets rich selling farts in jars & accidentally finds a new form of surgical anaesthesia” 😆
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I have never been more thankful to not be “in the know”. I didn’t click on the link, but I assumed it was part of the funny post. Forgive me for not listening to you, Mouse, when you said it wasn’t a joke. (I still can’t believe it’s an actual thing? I can’t even process it. *laugh*)
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