You’ve Got To Concentrate

Chaplin: “You ready to go in there, Spicoli?”
Spicoli: “Sure thing, dude. Fire it up!”
Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you’re going to make me smurf concentrated Spicoli toots.”
Charlee: “Well we didn’t want to but you’re a tough negotiator.”
Mr. Nibbles: “What’s going on, friend mouse?”
Mouse: “They’re about to switch on the toot refiner. So you might want to keep your distance.”

Mr. Nibbles: “Do you ever wonder how they get all this equipment when they have no money and their get-rich-quick schemes never work?”
Mouse: “Constantly.”
Voice from Upstairs: “Hey do you remember ordering a $7,000 vacuum hood?”

Producer Smurf: “Well this isn’t so bad. I was worried I was going to smurf a faceful of—”

Producer Smurf: “Aaaaacckkk!” (coughing)

Producer Smurf: “Whoaaaa … I feel smurfy weird … Hey does anyone smurf any Doritos?”
Charlee: “I think we may have an issue with the chemical composition of our toots.”
Chaplin: “*SIGH* Spicoli, what do you have to say for yourself?”
Spicoli: “I would say that I also think Doritos would hit the spot right about now, dude.”

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