Hello friendlies! Lulu here with a tutorial video for all my international friends, as well as my non-sportsball-loving American friends, which will completely demonstrate all the ins and outs of how to play American football. I have put this video together with the help of my trusty assistant, Dada!
Now, you may have heard that you play football on the football field with a football, and while that’s mostly true, you can also play football in the living room with a stuffie. The rules and gameplay are 100% the same from start to finish. But don’t take my word for it—watch the video and I will show you!
As you can see, friendlies, the game of American football as played in the living room is exactly the same as the game of American football as played on the gridiron—another American football term. I am on fire with the football terms today!
Now of course the human football players have to wear helmets and shouldermapads and cups and whatnot, but I don’t have to do that, because as a dog I am much tougher than any human. Also nobody is trying to knock me down or tackle me, because they know they could never catch me. You don’t need a helmet or shouldermapads or a cup if nobody can catch you.
I sure hope this tutorial about American football has been helpful, friendlies! If you watched the whole thing, you know now as much about American football as Dada and I do, which surely must be everything there is to know. This is Lulu, rolling over and out!