Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with another life tip! This time, I’m here to talk about how to get what you want. Now, you may have heard from The Rolling Stones that you can’t always do that:
The Rolling Stones might think this because they’re not dogs. If they were, and could give people the puppy eyes, they would have sung a different tune.
Now just because puppy dog eyes will get you what you want, that doesn’t mean you won’t have to work for it a little bit, especially if your human is a little bit thick. Here’s an instructional video where I will show you how to get your human to go where you want them to go, even if they’re completely clueless about what you’re asking for.
As you can see, Dada was pretty insistent that I must want to go out, even when I quite obviously wanted him to come in the living room and pet me there. Because sometimes you just need to get petted in the living room, and no other room will do, am I right?
So remember, friendlies: If you know what you want, don’t let somebody convince you you want something else. Oh, and also, it’s very important to offer them a nice firm handshake when they get it right. Humans love shaking hands. This is Lulu, rolling over and out!