Hibachinations

Charlee: “This area is weirdly free of moths and butterflies.”
Chaplin: “Yeah, it’s a little bit spooky.”
Mouse: “All right, who left their little hibachi unattended? Was it you, Producer Smurf? It’s about the right size.”
Producer Smurf: “Of course it wasn’t me! What would I smurf with a hibachi? I subsist on fruit and nuts and lichens! And also microwave burritos.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Phew, that smoke smells terrible! It’s the most awful stuff I’ve ever inhaled!”
Spicoli: “Dudes are a bunch of pikers.”
Lulu: “Yeah, it is pretty bad. Hey maybe we can dump it out on the floor so I can roll around in the ashes once it cools off?”

Lulu: “Spicoli! What are you doing?! You’re covering up the delicious stink!”
Spicoli: “I always come prepared for this sort of situation, dude.”
Charlee: “It’s almost like something scared them off.”
Chaplin: “What could it have been? They didn’t leave when we were jumping at them.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Well I’m pretty sure there are butterflies and moths on the grill so maybe that freaked them out a little.”
Mouse: “Well if it wasn’t you, then who was it?”
Producer Smurf: “How should I know? Nobody smurfed me in charge of security! That would be Lulu’s job, if she were any kind of watchdog!”

Lulu: “Hey, I’m a great watchdog. I watch people come up to the front door and then I wag my tail at them.”
Producer Smurf: “I wouldn’t smurf around advertising that if I were you.”
Spicoli: “I’m gonna need a bigger bottle of patchouli spray …”
Mouse: “Spicoli, are you trying to asphyxiate everybody?”
Charlee: “You mean they could recognize an actual predator, as opposed to us cats just trying to play with them?”
Chaplin: “I didn’t think butterflies and moths would be that smart.”
Blue: “Hey, I’m an actual predator and they weren’t afraid of me.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty velociraptor! You are one butterfly and tossed your cookies! I don’t think they need to be afraid of you!”

Just then …

Huntsman Spider: “G’day, mates! Are you here for the barbecue?”
Everyone Except Blue: “AAAAIIIIEEEEE!”
Blue: “What are you all shrieking about? It’s just a giant prehistoric type spider.”

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