Red Squirrel: “So you just put this feed out here? What’s the catch?”
Lulu: “No catch. We’re just making it available to anyone who wants it.”
Charlee: “Yeah, and make sure to tell all your friends about it!”
Red Squirrel: “But I’m a squirrel. My friends are squirrels. You’re cats and dogs. Won’t you just bark at us and chase us?”
Mouse: “Hello! Mouse and guinea pig over here.”
Chaplin: “No no, we would never chase a subscriber.”
Charlee: “The most we might do is stare at them a little.”
Lulu: “I only bark and chase squirrels who invade my back yard uninvited.”
Red Squirrel: “Okay but what about that German shepherd over there? I didn’t hear any promises from him.”
Chaplin: “He’s asleep.”
Spicoli: “ZZzzzZZzzzz …”
Charlee: “Just don’t make any noise like a bag of chips and you’ll be fine.”
Red Squirrel: “Well all right, I’ll issue the traditional squirrel call that says there’s food available.”
Red Squirrel: “HEY YOU GUYS! COME AND GET IT!”
Spicoli: “ZZzzzZZzzzz … *SNORT* What? Is it time for lunch?”
Momentarily …
Mouse: “That’s your traditional squirrel call for food? A Fat Albert impression?”
Red Squirrel: “Who’s Fat Albert?”
Spicoli: “Psst … Little Hipster Dudes … is it just me or have we been invaded by red squirrels?”
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Maybe you shouldn’t have invited the squirrels. 🙂
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We sure would be tempted to chase some of those squirrels. Maybe if they eat too much they won’t be able to run away!
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It’ll certainly slow them down if they overindulge. Taking out your opponent, one spoonful at a time!
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Well Lulu, looks like you might be busy for awhile…..BOL!
xoxo,
Rosy, Sunny and Jakey
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WOW! You are going to be BUSY!!!
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ROFM/ROFL 🙂 🙂
Red Squirrelss are crazy liitle rodentss aren’t they??? And so silly!
Guud luck Hipster Kittss; you goin’ to need it! 😉
**nose bopss** BellaDharma an ***giggellss** BellaDharma
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Our #1 puts out walnuts and hazelnuts for our red squirrels all the time!
Purrs,
Tma and Benny
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Those squirrels are soooo cute!
I have a very dark feeling here. So. what’s the catch?
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Never, ever issue a call to come an’ get it to squirrels. They’ll eat you out of house and home.
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It’s hard to beat a good squirrely chow party!
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