Monetization Station

Spicoli: “Now that you have all these new subscribers to your feed, dudes, what are you going to do with them?”
Lulu: “Do with them? What do you mean?”

Mouse: “He probably means monetization.”
Spicoli: “No, nothing fancy like ‘monetization’, dude. I just mean, like, maybe making money off them.”
Mouse: “That’s what monetization is!”

Charlee: “Why would we want to make money off them?”
Spicoli: “Uh, maybe to recoup your feed costs?”
Chaplin: “The feed didn’t cost us anything. We just gave them one of Dada’s plastic rectangles and left.”
Mr. Nibbles: “You all still don’t understand credit cards, do you?”
Mouse: “Well to be fair, plenty of humans don’t, either …”

Lulu: “If we did want to monetize the feed, how would we do that?”
Mouse: “Usually with advertising.”
Lulu: “And how would that work?”

Clippy: “It sounds like you’re trying to advertise! Would you like help with that?”
Spicoli: “You dudes see a talking paperclip too, right?”

11 thoughts on “Monetization Station

  1. We’ve noticed your folks’ car is still in the driveway. That’s good for it they want to take you to the vet. That’s bad for if they want to go buy you food at the grocery using their piece of plastic. Wait! They don’t have their piece of plastic anymore. Uh oh…. XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia

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  2. Oh yeah wee see a talkin papurr clip! Say iss hee THE Streamer from Twich?? a_papurr-clip?? Hee iss a furry smart Hu’man.
    Chaplin you gotta get THE rectangle plastick cared back fore Dada!!!! hee cuud go bankruptured an then youss’ all wuud bee out on tHE streetss…iss best to go meow to Dada…..
    Spicola can you help Chaplin?? Thanx!
    **nose bopss** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) BellaSita Mum

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  3. Dada is gong to be quite surprised at some future bill when he opens his mail…BOL!

    That sure is a throwback with that Mr Clippie dude!

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