They’re Off To See The Wizard

Charlee: “It wasn’t me who turned Chaplin into a pillbug. If I could do that, I would’ve done it a long time ago. I think it was a wizard.”
Producer Smurf: “Well if you smurf it was a wizard, let’s smurf to my village and smurf to Papa Smurf. He smurfs all about wizards.”

Mouse: “But doesn’t Papa Smurf kind of not like you? Isn’t that why you’re always hanging around here instead of out in the forest?”
Producer Smurf: “No, I smurf out here to smurf movies! Papa Smurf smurfs I’m a smurfily smurfy smurf, smurf you very much!”
Spicoli: “Dude, you start saying ‘smurf’ a lot more when you get upset, and not all the words we could sub in there for it are particularly smurfy.”

Charlee: “Well, all right, if you think Papa Smurf can help us out, we can go talk to him …”
Vermin: “HISSS! I want to go too!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Why do you want to go see Papa Smurf, friend Vermin?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Because I’m a forest creature, and Papa Smurf is a friend to all forest creatures! And don’t call me Vermin!”
Producer Smurf: “That’s right, Papa Smurf is a friend to all forest creatures. He’ll be smurfed to smurf you. Come on, Charlee, help me smurf my gear together and then we can get smurfing!”

Momentarily …

Spicoli: “So what’s the real reason you want to go with Charlee and Producer Smurf to see Papa Smurf, dude?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Oh, Papa Smurf hates Producer Smurf! I wouldn’t miss this show for the world! Ha ha ha!”

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