Village Roadshow

Charlee: “I still don’t see why we couldn’t just take the Magic Flying Coaster to your smurf village.”
Producer Smurf: “Because it’s technology. You can’t smurf to the smurf village with technology.”

Charlee: “Are we going to see smurfs or are we going to see the Amish? Anyway it’s not technology, it’s got ‘Magic’ right in the name!”
Producer Smurf: “Any sufficiently smurfy technology is indismurfable from magic.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Okay, Arthur C. Clarke!”
Producer Smurf: “Who the smurf is Arthur C. Clarke?”

Charlee: “What about all your camera gear? Are you saying that’s not technology?”
Producer Smurf: “They’re never going to smurf my camera gear. I’m going to smurf it up in hiding places all around the village and smurfeptitiously record everything for a reality show.”
Vermin: “HISSS! What a brilliant idea! I’m sure none of the other smurfs will notice a thing and there won’t be any blowback on you! Hey can we stop somewhere so I can buy more popcorn?”

Some time later …

Charlee: “Is it much further, Producer Smurf?”
Producer Smurf: “Not far now! Hmm, I don’t remember smurfing this access road before …”

Shortly thereafter …

Proudcer Smurf: “What the smurf … ?”
Charlee: “Good thing it’s from the ‘low’ $1,000,000s, otherwise no one could afford it.”
Vermin: “HISSS! No Mello-Roos? But I want my Mello-Roos!”

9 thoughts on “Village Roadshow

  1. If we saw Vermin with all that popcorn riding on his back we’d smurf it down (if we didn’t faint from shock, first). And isn’t it funny how you don’t want something until you’re told either you can’t have it or there isn’t anY. Now WE want some Mello Roos. (What’s Mello Roos?) XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia


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