Producer Smurf: “Brainy Smurf! What’s smurfing on here? The village is being smurfed into a development?!”
Realtor Smurf: “I’m. not Brainy Smurf anymore! I got licensed! Now I’m Realtor Smurf! Did you want so smurf a house in The Villages at Smurftown? Here, let me smurf you some comps …”
Producer Smurf: “Huh? I already smurf a house in the village. I smurf it out as an Airbnb.”
Realtor Smurf: “Not anymore you don’t! Papa Smurf smurfs the land under all the houses and he was smurfed a very smurfy offer from a smurfveloper! Didn’t you smurf the letter to come smurf your house somewhere else?”
Producer Smurf: “What?! No, I never smurfed any sort of letter like that!”
Realtor Smurf: “Hmm, well, we smurfed you a bunch of them. I think the last one smurfed out just a few days ago.”
Meanwhile …
Spicoli: “Dude, another one of those blueberry envelopes that you like just came in the mail.”
Lulu: “Ooh, give it here, I’ll shred it up good!”
Back at The Villages at Smurftown …
Producer Smurf: “Well so where is my house now? Did you smurf it to a storage lot or something?”
Realtor Smurf: “No, all the unclaimed mushroom houses were ground up and smurfed to a psylocibin researcher.”
Producer Smurf: “You ground up my house and smurfed it to a whosiwhatsis?!”
Realtor Smurf: “What? I’m having trouble smurfing you over the sound of that opossum smurfing popcorn.”
Charlee: “Did I miss something? I got distracted by a bunch of birds back there.”
Vermin: “HISSS! You didn’t miss too much, it’s just starting to get good now!”
Poor Producer Smurf. His house has been ground up! What will happen next?
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Damnit, you made me Google “psylocibin” to check if it was a real word ๐๐๐
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Oh sorry producer Smurf.
Keep well.
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Ooopsy, oh well…just cross your fingers he doesn’t come back and live with you in Oceanside, Charlee!
xoxo,
Rosy, Sunny & Jakey
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You do know that the smurfs always get even!
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Oh no! Producer Smurf’s house got smurfed? Now what? XOX Xena, Chia and Riley and Lucy
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It is about time that someone ate that popcorn. ๐
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Doggone developers!
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