We Need To Talk About Chaplin (But We Aren’t Going To)

Charlee: “Hey, so this real estate talk has been fascinating and all but where is Papa Smurf? I need to talk to him about my brother.”
Realtor Smurf: “You smurfed Azrael into the village?! Have you smurfed your mind? Azrael is our secondary mortal enemy!”
Producer Smurf: “This isn’t Azrael. This is Charlee. I smurf around her house.”
Realtor Smurf: “You smurf around with Azrael?! That’s a new low even for you, Producer Smurf!”

Producer Smurf: “She isn’t Azrael! Look, here’s a picture of Azrael. Smurf the difference?”
Realtor Smurf: “No, they smurf exactly the same!”
Producer Smurf: “You smurf a fluffy black and white cat smurfs exactly the same as a short-haired orange cat with a notched ear?”
Realtor Smurf: “Cats is cats!”
Charlee: “Why are you carrying around a picture of some other cat crumpled up in a ball under your smurf hat?”
Producer Smurf: “Smurf your own beeswax.”

Charlee: “Look, I’m not here to chase or pounce on any smurfs unless they run away so can you please direct us to Papa Smurf? I have a wizardry question for him.”
Realtor Smurf: “I’m sorry, Papa Smurf is on smurfcation in the Smurfhamas and is unavailable for wizardry consultations at the moment.”
Producer Smurf: “The Smurfhamas?! And how did he smurf the money to buy a ticket? By smurfing my house to a psyllium husk researcher, that’s how!”
Vermin: “HISSS! Hey, the back of that Azrael picture is autographed ‘To Producer Smurf, My Favorite Stan, Love Azrael’. I didn’t know your name was Stan!”

9 thoughts on “We Need To Talk About Chaplin (But We Aren’t Going To)

  1. Mew mew mew Stan THE Smurf!!!! Vermin this iss too funny!
    An Charlee wee think Producer Smurf needss glassess~~how can hee think Chaplin iss Azrael???
    Bee carefull…..maybee Produce Smurf got innto sum Hi-Test Catnip?!?!
    **nose bopss** BellaDharma an (((hugss))) BellaSita Mum

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