Charlee: “Well this trip was a big fat waste of time. Thanks for nothing, Producer Smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Hey, it’s not my fault! Nobody smurfed me in the loop on these developments!”
Realtor Smurf: “Maybe if you smurfed in our Smurfbook group, you would have seen us talking about it there.”
Producer Smurf: “What Smurfbook group?”
Realtor Smurf: “The secret Smurfbook group that all the smurfs smurf in. It’s very smurfy.”
Producer Smurf: “If it’s a secret, how would I even smurf about it when no one smurfed me it existed?”
Realtor Smurf: “Hmm, I could have smurfed that Papa Smurf smurfed that he smurfed invitations to all the smurfy smurfs …”
Charlee: “Why do I get the feeling 90% of the traffic in this Smurfbook group would consist of the word ‘smurf’?”
Realtor Smurf: “What?! How could you possibly smurf that? Did you hack our Smurfbook group?”
Just then …
Realtor Smurf: “Papa Smurf! What are you smurfing back from the Smurfhamas already?”
Papa Smurf: “My Ring video doorbell smurfed that Producer Smurf was at my house. All the smurfs were smurfing about it on Smurfdoor!”
Producer Smurf: “What the smurf is Smurfdoor?!”
Charlee: “You actually have no idea what the other smurfs are up to these days, do you?”
Don’t feel bad. I have no idea what Smurf’s are up to either!!
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Our Mom can relate to Producer Smurf. XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia
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Poor Producer Smurf sure seems to be out of touch with all that is smurfing in Smurftown. BOL!
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Smurfology might have the answers to all those smurf thoughts and questions. Smurf on, you guys!!
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Smurfs actually are pretty darn good at wasting time!
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Good Grief. Someone better get him in the loop quick…
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WoW! One never knows what happens with those Smurfs!
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Sounds like it’s hard keeping up with the Smurfs.
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Be good kids!
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