The Bug House

Charlee: “Chaplin! You’re not a pillbug anymore! See, I knew that spell was going to wear off if I didn’t do something about it … I mean, what a relief!”
Chaplin: “I was never a pillbug. I was just playing inside a new moldable tunnel thing that Mama got for us.”
Producer Smurf: “Spicoli, what are you doing here?”
Spicoli: “Oh well you know I just needed to check in with Papa Smurf on a few things, and Chaplin decided to tag along …”

Chaplin: “You don’t actually sound relieved that I’m not a pillbug.”
Charlee: “Oh yes, I’m totally relieved. I’m so happy to have my regular brother back. I didn’t know what to do with myself when I wasn’t getting chased off the top of the fireplace and jumped on when I wasn’t looking and stuff.”
Vermin: “HISS! Hey, stoner dog! Did you bring any snacks? I’m out of popcorn.”
Spicoli: “Dude. Who do you think you’re talking to? Of course I brought snacks.”
Papa Smurf: “Now, Spicoli, I told you, I can’t smurf you this last house for your research until all the lots have been smurfed for.”
Producer Smurf: “Wait, so Spicoli is the one who smurfed my house and ground it up for psycho-lion research?”

Chaplin: “Now you’re just being sarcastic.”
Charlee: “Sarcastic? Me? I’m a sweet little princess. I don’t even know how to be sarcastic. Just ask Dada, he’ll tell you.”
Producer Smurf: “What kind of research did you smurf on my house, Spicoli?!”
Spicoli: “Really very highly technical scientific research, dude. You wouldn’t understand it.”
Vermin: “HISSS! He made himself a mushroom frittata out of them! And then he spent the whole morning staring at the ceiling! I thought he had turned into a cat!”

Just then …

Gargamel: “Ha ha ha, at last I’ve caught you!”
Producer Smurf: “AAAAIIIIEEEE! It’s Gargamel! Everyone smurf for your lives before he smurfs you into gold or makes smurf soup out of you!”
Charlee: “Hey, I thought one of your signs said this development had ‘Anti-Gargamel Walls’ or something.”
Papa Smurf: “Oh that was just real estate puffery. It’s smurfectly legal.”
Realtor Smurf: “Relax, he’s just smurfing security for the building site. I called him as soon as the perimeter cameras smurfed you coming.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh, so he’s not here to capture me and smurf me away?”
Realtor Smurf: “Oh no, that’s totally what he’s here to smurf.”

Later …

Bugs Bunny: “Well if it ain’t the little blue guy! What’s up, Doc? How come you’re the only one locked up this time? Hey, how’s about you squeeze through dem bars and fetch me a fresh carrot from the cafeteria?”
Charlee: “Don’t worry, Producer Smurf! We’ll bail you out of there! Eventually!”
Guard: “Hey, guy with megaphone! There are some gnomes here who want to talk to you about missing film gear.”
Producer Smurf: “I think I’ll just smurf in here for now, thanks.”
Spicoli: “Dude, it’s not cool to sell the Doritos I gave you to prisoners and not give me a cut of the profits.”
Vermin: “HISSS! That’s capitalism, baby!”

11 thoughts on “The Bug House

  1. Things are really moving along now. We think everyone’s secret agendas are out in the open. Now we wonder if and how pPoducer Smurf is going to be saved and why Bugs Bunny is in Smurf jail… XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia

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