Mr. Nibbles: “You look perturbed, friend Lulu.”
Lulu: “Java Bean set up a coffee shop in the backyard and I didn’t even notice. I feel like I’ve failed in my duty as a watchdog.”
Java Bean: “So what can I get for you cats?”
Chaplin: “Two catpuccinos with extra foam, a bird muffin and a lizard muffin, and a bowl full of moths.”
Java Bean: “Uh-huh. So the only one of those things I have anything close to is the catpuccino.”
Chaplin: “I bet Starbucks has them.”
Java Bean: “I bet they don’t.”
Mr. Nibbles: “Well maybe being a watchdog isn’t your job. Maybe your job is to be cute and get belly rubs.”
Lulu: “You think so? I do like that. job, and I’m good at it. But maybe I could be good at being a watchdog, too. I just have to practice.”
Norman #1: “Look, Norman, it’s a coffee shop!”
Norman #2: “Should we raid it?”
Norman #3: “We should definitely raid it. They’ll never see it coming.”
Norman #4: “Yeah, they haven’t had a watchdog here since Dennis left. We’ll catch them totally off-guard!”
Java Bean: “Excuse me a minute, I have to go take care of something.”
Chaplin: “I bet the baristas at Starbucks never say ‘Excuse me a minute, I have to go take care of something.'”
Java Bean: (barking at ninja hedgehogs)
Normans: “AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!”
Chaplin: “This coffee shop is too noisy. I’m going to Starbucks.”
Mr. Nibbles: “So in other words you’ll pay closer attention to your surroundings, looking for things that are out of place and alert-barking when you see them?”
Lulu: “Yes, exactly. What do you think? I could do that, couldn’t I?”
Mr. Nibbles: “I’m sure you’ll give it your best shot.”
Lulu: “Thanks, Mr. Nibbles!”
Java Bean: “Sorry about that. Here are your two catpuccinos with extra foam.”
Charlee: “I didn’t order these.”
JavaBean would love The Khottage location – we are a mile or so from a StarBarks Roasting Plant so it is ofter eau du khoffee out there!
Of course, ‘we’ are not a fan of THAT product but it sure smells GREAT!
H&K&W,
Willow
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If Starbucks has moths, lizards, and birds, I am DONE with Starbucks!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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CRACKIN UP AT CUPCAKE’S COMMENT !!!!! 🙂 ♥♥♥
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I think Mom and I need to go to the Starbucks place! TLC Cai-Cai
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Mew mew mew Chaplin orderd THE 2 Catpuccino’ss Charlee…with all THE Norman Kay-oss no wunder you are mixed up!!
STarbuckss iss over rated…mee thinkss Jave Bean’ss iss THE place to bee!
**nose bopss** BellaDharma an ***giggellss** BellaSita Mum
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Java Bean your coffee shop needs more menu options, some relaxing music, that feels so cozy, like belly rubs. You can do it!
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BOL!!! Nice to know we aren’t the only pack with these problems!
xoxo,
Rosy, Sunny & Jakey
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When it brews it pours.
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When it brews it pours!
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A good coffee joint is hard to find. 🙂
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We think Lulu needs to take some guard dog lessons from Java Bean.
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Well, it’s true. Chaplin ordered them. Whatcha gonna do, Java Bean? XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia
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It’s a tough life being a barista, Java Bean. You keep being you, Lulu.
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