Coffee Run

Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “What are you all doing back here empty-pawed? Didn’t I send you to check out that new coffee shop everyone’s talking about?”
Norman #1: “We found it. It’s in the backyard at the house where Dennis used to live.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Okay, so just give the fluffy dog that looks like Trixie but isn’t Trixie a belly rub, and steal the coffee when she falls asleep.”

Norman #1: “It’s not that simple. They have a new watchdog now. We got barked at.”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “Come on, Norman. You don’t remember what we do when we get barked at?”

Norman #1: “Run away?”
Norman #2: “Yeah that’s definitely it. We run away.”
Norman #3: “Curl up into a spiny ball!”
Norman #4: “Call our lawyer?”
Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “No, no, none of that is … Wait, what was that last one?”

Soon …

Spicoli: “Letter for you, dude.”
Lulu: “Do you need that shredded? Give it here, I’ll take care of it. Because identity theft.”

12 thoughts on “Coffee Run

  1. Ninja HC, you should train to be a lawyer because then you’d rake in the big bucks and get all the cawfeeeee you want, enough for you and countless Normans for ever and ever!

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  2. Going to The GKP each day I pass a WILLOW RUN – a small overflow of the creeks in this part of the area – imagine!

    As for Khoffee Run, with NAK it would have been NAK RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    H&K&W,
    Willow’s Mom

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