Lulu: “You should’ve let me shred that letter. Now we have to go talk to our lawyer.”
Bean: “So shredding mail you don’t like means you don’t have to deal with it?”
Lulu: “Yes, of course. But it’s too late for that now I’m afraid.”
Bean: “Are you sure this is a lawyer’s office? What kind of lawyer doesn’t have a coffee maker?”
Lulu: “I don’t know, he’s been our lawyer as long as I’ve been around. I think Dennis hired him.”
Scrooge: “Coffee is for barbarians. I have tea if you want some.”
Bean: “Do I want tea, Lulu?”
Lulu: “On the one hand it’s kind of like drinking puddle water, so yes. But on the other hand, he’ll charge you for it, so—”
Bean: “Ooh, I do like puddle water! Yes please!”
One cup of puddle water tea later …
Scrooge: “Now then, according to this complaint, you barked at the ninja hedgehogs and scared them.”
Bean: “Yes, because they were sneaking around in my new yard. I have to defend my new yard from riffraff.”
Scrooge: “I see. So you’ve taken over the position of watchdog that was left vacant by Dennis and Trixie.”
Bean: “That’s right.”
Scrooge: “That’s good, being the watchdog indemnifies you against claims of unwarranted barking, and—”
Chaplin: (swatting teacup off the table)
Scrooge: “All right, watchdog, why didn’t you warn me that the cat was about to knock a teacup on the floor?”
Bean: “This isn’t my yard.”
11 thoughts on “Office Visit”
You shouldn’t have to warn about that- everyone knows cats love to do that. 🙂
We thing Scrooge has met his match in you, Java Bean! XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia
My goodness, that’s a very literal performance of your job, Java Bean.
Good answer Java, but watch that paw swipe!
Java Bean..iss guud that Chaplin had yore back!
This Scroogey dude iss sketchy!
**purrss** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
That Chaplin is a naughty kitty! We hope you aren’t in more trouble now because the teacup is broken.
I’m with you, B. Puddle water is the most delicious…
Love and licks,
You tell him, Java!!
…and don’t let him bill you for that puddle water tea!
Rosy, Sunny & Jakey
Dear Java Bean, you prefer coffee, don’t you?
Puddle water is EXCELLENT! As is canal water, and water in my dish. I even like water in the bath tub. Or water in my Mom’s water feature! Yes, I know. I’m a cat, but I do LIKE WATER! TLC Cai-Cai
Puddle water has disappeared and no longer will that teacup function as a puddle water holder…OOPS!
Chaplin you are getting everyone in trouble.