Bean: “All right, for our first exercise, who can tell me what this is a picture of?”
Blue: “Jurassic Park!”
Corinne Corgi: “Weeds that the peasants haven’t tidied up in a long time.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “Lions!”
Bernice Bernese: “Mountains!”
Poppy Poodle: “No place I would want to go.”
Sleepy Dog: “Is it time for a break yet?”
Puppy: “I don’t know but it makes me want to pee.”
Bean: “Those are all good … Well, they’re answers anyway. Lulu, do you want to guess?”
Lulu: “I don’t have to guess, I know what it is. It’s the hill behind our house.”
Blue: “I knew that too, I was just pretending.”
Corinne Corgi: “So I was right. Weeds that the peasants haven’t cleaned up.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “I still say lions.”
Bernice Bernese: “Maybe mountain lions?”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “Maybe.”
Poppy Poodle: “This material wasn’t properly presented before we were quizzed on it.”
Sleepy Dog: *snoring*
Puppy: “It makes me want to poop, too!”
Bean: “Now can anyone tell me if there’s anything to bark at in this picture?”
Corinne Corgi: “Peasants.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “Lions.”
Sleepy Dog: *snoring*
Bean: “The correct answer is, there’s a coyote way far away that you should bark at.”
Lulu: “Is it a cute coyote? If it’s a cute coyote, I might want to flirt with it.”
Bean: “No no no, the watchdog never flirts with coyotes, even cute ones.”
Sleepy Dog: *snoring*
Spicoli: “Yo, dudes, not to interrupt, but the taco truck just pulled up outside.”
Moments later …
Blue: “Dibs on eating the driver!”
Spicoli: “Dude, that’s not how the taco truck works.”
Chaplin: “I hope they can make me a cobweb quesadilla!”
Bean: “Well I’m glad at least one of my students can focus a little. Do you still need to go out for a potty break?”
Puppy: “No, I took care of that already.”
The Oceanside Animals 
So, do you bark with an accent?
I may have had a Southern spin with mine – but now I’ve been in PAWSylvania for over a year, I’m heeled 😉
H&K&W,
Willow
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Yikes!! This teaching stuff is pretty tough. And there is no such thing as a cute coyote.
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I agree with 15andmeowing….there is NO such thing as a cute coyote EVER!
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Coyotes…best barked and observed from a distance…and maybe for sure from the right side of the fence.
The taco truck distraction was like a long awaited recess, BOL!!
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Being a teacher seems like extra hard work. Hopefully your next lesson will be easier. Good luck.
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Looks like this might take a few lectures…maybe even a field trip!
xoxo,
Rosy, Sunny and Jakey
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We bark at the foxes that hang around our property.
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Please bark off the coyotes, they won’t be around long if the eat another feral.
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I love Java Bean, always get coffee…
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Who said teaching was easy? You’ve got your work cut out there Java Bean.
Must teach Lulu not to flirt with coyotes! And perhaps you need an entry level age. Puppy is going to leave trails everywhere….
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We think the real lesson here, Java Bean, is when Puppy says he needs to pee or poop, take him out fast. XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia
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Java Bean you sure have yore pawss full with efurryone!!
Puppy maybee you need sum pee padss??
An Blue dude DUE NOT eat THE driver…..or no more Tacoss for anyone…..
Mew mew mew….
***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
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Barking is more fun than flirting. And never worry about whether to bark or not. ALWAYS bark. Just ALWAYS.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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