Barking Lessons

Bean: “All right, for our first exercise, who can tell me what this is a picture of?”
Blue: “Jurassic Park!”
Corinne Corgi: “Weeds that the peasants haven’t tidied up in a long time.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “Lions!”
Bernice Bernese: “Mountains!”
Poppy Poodle: “No place I would want to go.”
Sleepy Dog: “Is it time for a break yet?”
Puppy: “I don’t know but it makes me want to pee.”

Bean: “Those are all good … Well, they’re answers anyway. Lulu, do you want to guess?”
Lulu: “I don’t have to guess, I know what it is. It’s the hill behind our house.”
Blue: “I knew that too, I was just pretending.”
Corinne Corgi: “So I was right. Weeds that the peasants haven’t cleaned up.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “I still say lions.”
Bernice Bernese: “Maybe mountain lions?”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “Maybe.”
Poppy Poodle: “This material wasn’t properly presented before we were quizzed on it.”
Sleepy Dog: *snoring*
Puppy: “It makes me want to poop, too!”

Bean: “Now can anyone tell me if there’s anything to bark at in this picture?”
Corinne Corgi: “Peasants.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “Lions.”
Sleepy Dog: *snoring*

Bean: “The correct answer is, there’s a coyote way far away that you should bark at.”
Lulu: “Is it a cute coyote? If it’s a cute coyote, I might want to flirt with it.”
Bean: “No no no, the watchdog never flirts with coyotes, even cute ones.”
Sleepy Dog: *snoring*
Spicoli: “Yo, dudes, not to interrupt, but the taco truck just pulled up outside.”

Moments later …

Blue: “Dibs on eating the driver!”
Spicoli: “Dude, that’s not how the taco truck works.”
Chaplin: “I hope they can make me a cobweb quesadilla!”
Bean: “Well I’m glad at least one of my students can focus a little. Do you still need to go out for a potty break?”
Puppy: “No, I took care of that already.”

13 thoughts on “Barking Lessons

  1. Who said teaching was easy? You’ve got your work cut out there Java Bean.
    Must teach Lulu not to flirt with coyotes! And perhaps you need an entry level age. Puppy is going to leave trails everywhere….

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  2. Java Bean you sure have yore pawss full with efurryone!!
    Puppy maybee you need sum pee padss??
    An Blue dude DUE NOT eat THE driver…..or no more Tacoss for anyone…..
    Mew mew mew….
    ***nose bopss*** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum


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