Fire Department: “This is the Fire Department, how may we help you?”
Lulu: “Hi, we’ve got an animal stuck in a high place who needs help getting down.”
Java Bean: “Hey, can you ask them to make sure to bring their dalmation? I would love to play with a dalmation!”
Fire Department: “All right, what is the location of the tree and how high up in it is the cat?”
Lulu: “Oh it’s not a cat in a tree. It’s a dog on top of a very tall fireplace.”
Fire Department: “I see. What color Husky is it, then?”
Java Bean: “And a hose! I love hoses! I’ll wrestle with it while it’s whipping around spraying water everywhere!”
Charlee & Chaplin: “NO HOSES!”
Lulu: “It’s not a Husky. It’s a crazy little kind of reddish-brown short-haired dog.”
Fire Department: “I see. Do you know the vizsla’s name?”
Lulu: “He’s not a vizsla … Well I mean he might be part vizsla. We don’t know. Anyway his name is Bean. Why do you ask?”
Mouse: “I guarantee you they are asking for the name because they’ve dealt with Dennis before.”
Fire Department: “Oh we have a note here not to accept calls involving a vizsla named ‘Dennis’ due to receiving multiple false reports of squirrel arsonists from same.”
Mouse: “Told you.”
Fire Department: “Okay, we’ll send someone out there soon. Try to keep Bean calm in the meantime.”
Lulu: “All right, thank you. Hey Bean, are you calm up there?”
Java Bean: “You know what would keep me calm? A nice cup of coffee.”
Charlee: “Better make it decaf!”
Marco Polo
Marco
Polo
NAK says lets play!
H&K,
NAK
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You won’t want to spill a latte up that high while you’re waiting!
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We sure hope the fire department can get Bean back down.
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Don’t jump Bean…wait for the Fire Men!
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Hopefully they will hurry.
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Oh yes…we’re going to say it….
We have a bad feeling about this…
xoxo,
Rosy, Sunny & Jakey
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Ut oh…we hope the firemen can help!
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Decaf would be calming – even for a doggie named JavaBean.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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I wish I had your imagination.
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Wow! Java Bean, do you want a coffee right now?
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Y’all need your very own ladder truck!
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Cat. Love it. Actually, why doesn’t Dog work? This is discrimination at its worst! XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia
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Maybe your Dada has a long step ladder?? That will save an embarrassing moment with the fire peeps…and then you can go and get your coffee fix, JB!
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This is getting better all the time!
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ROFM/ROFL….
Java Bean you sure ot yoreself innto a REEL mess!
An why did they think you were a Husly??
Guud luck mee mew frend….. who gonna need it 😉
**purrss** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
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