LEGO My Rescue

*DOORBELL RINGS*
Lulu: (wagging tail)
Java Bean: “Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark!”
Charlee: “Why are you barking? It’s probably the fire department.”
Java Bean: “Didn’t you learn anything from watchdog class?”
Charlee: “Yes, I learned not to let Spicoli get to the taco truck first.”

Lego Firefighter: “Hi there! Where is the trapped animal?”
Lulu: “He’s up on the fireplace. But, um, how are you going to get him down?”
Mouse: “Yeah, where’s your ladder truck?”
Producer Smurf: “At last! Someone shorter than me!”

Lego Firefighter: “I don’t need a ladder truck! I’ve got Legos!”

Once the Legos are dumped out of the box …

Lego Firefighter: “Do you cats want me to build a tower to rescue your friend or not?!”

Some time later …

Lego Firefighter: “Okay, come on down! Just make sure to step off at the bottom or you’ll end up back at the top.”
Mouse: “Who are you, MC Escher?”
Lego Firefighter: “I’m not up on rappers these days.”
Chaplin: “Can you build us an endless cat tree next?”
Producer Smurf: “Do you think he would mind if I smurfed some of these blocks to build myself a new house?”
Lulu: “I thought you smurfs lived inside hollowed-out mushrooms.”
Producer Smurf: “Have you got any idea how dank and musty it is inside of a mushroom?”

Later, after the Legos & broken glass are cleaned up …

Mouse: “That was quite a production getting you down from there.”
Java Bean: “Yes it was! So anyway, how many fish skins can we get for trading those pillows and blankets?”
Lulu: “Well, first we have to drag them in to the office and show them to Dada, and then … um …”

Lulu: “Say, Charlee & Chaplin, could you …”
Charlee & Chaplin: “No.”
Mouse: “And for your next lesson in Capitalism: Supply chain problems!”