Mouse: “Decided to stop ‘flying’ around stage, did you?”
Java Bean: “Well you know, hovering takes a lot of energy.”
Mouse: “Uh-huh.”
Producer Smurf: “All right, now that we’ve no longer got dogs smurfing around the stage on a string, it’s time to smurf our contestants’ guesses! Vermin, what breeds do you smurf went into Riley?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Scam! This whole show is a scam! There aren’t any prizes and I don’t think you really have any judges! So I refuse to make any more guesses until I see a prize, a judge, or both!”
Producer Smurf: “Sorry, our judges have smurfed that refusing to guess is a disqualifier. No prizes for you.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Because you don’t have any prizes!”
Charlee: “Game show contestants sure are unruly these days.”
Spicoli: “Could be worse, dude, we could be in an airport.”
Producer Smurf: “All right, let’s smurf on to our ninja hedgehog friend! Nathaniel, what is your guess as to what the breed results smurfed for Riley?”
Vermin: “HISSS! And don’t think you can silence me by covering me up with dialog balloons!”
Norman: “Norman. My name is Norman. We’re all Norman!”
Producer Smurf: “Ha ha ha! Are you smurfing a takeoff on Spartacus? That’s right, we’re all Spartacus! But I’m afraid that’s not a guess either.”
Lulu: “Here, Blue, I brought you some biscuits from the Green Room.”
Blue: “Finally! I was starting to think I would have to eat that gopher after the show.”
Lulu: “Well, nothing says we couldn’t still do that later.”
Producer Smurf: “Smurfing on, let’s smurf Mr. Gopher for his guess as to what Riley’s breed makeup might—”
Gopher: “I heard Lulu and that weird turkey talking about eating me! I’ll never let that happen!”
(EXPLOSION)
Producer Smurf: “AAAIIIIEEEE!”
Lulu: “Hmm, I guess we won’t be eating the gopher after all.”
Blue: “Why not? Blackened gopher, Cajun style!”
Producer Smurf: “So, um, Bob, do you smurf a guess as to Riley’s breed makeup, or … ?”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “What? I can’t hear you over how AWESOME that explosion was! Boom!!!”
Charlee: “I didn’t think the gopher would actually use that bomb.”
Chaplin: “Well, you know, it had to go off at some point. Chekhov’s Bomb and all that.”
Spicoli: “Nah, dude, the gopher bought that bomb off Bob, not Chekhov. You might be thinking of ‘Star Trek’.”
Gopher (whispering): “You fellow rodents won’t tell the others I snuck off in all the confusion, right?”
Mr. Nibbles (whispering): “Of course not. You might want to consider using some body spray and breath mints, though. You smell like smoke and dandelions.”
Java Bean (whispering): “Why is everyone whispering? You know Supermutt can hear you with his super-hearing.”
Mouse (whispering): “You don’t have super-hearing, Bean, you just have regular dog hearing.”
Java Bean (whispering): “¡Es lo mismo!”
Lucy: “You know, we could have just stayed home and watched this on streaming.”
Xena: “What service would air this show? The whole thing has been kind of a fiasco.”
Chia: “Netflix would do it!”
Dada’s Note:
You can make your guesses as to Riley’s breed makeup in the poll below, and the actual results will be revealed on Friday!



Let’s try agaon….
Any Spiney Norman The HedgeHOG there?
H&K&W,
Willow
PeeEssWoo: I hear the ice cream was very good- hope all enjoyed theirs@
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Oh boy, this should be interesting. I see once again the breed “adorable” wasn’t listed. That smurfs of conspiracy.
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We can’t wait to learn what Riley is made of.
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I am getting a little suspicious now too- where are the prizes? 🙂
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We thought about choosing all the boxes…but Cinnamon said that would make Riley a Heinz 57! But Jo Jo said there were only 30 choices…Anyway, about Arnold – flying – that was a pig-ment of your imagination! He is not a pigasus! Guys, keep being AWESOME! Purrs Marv
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We were gonna guess Love Pup but didn’t see it on the list!
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Omg! A bomb! Are you ok?
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Mew mew mew this game show iss hiss-terical Lulu an Java Bean an THE Gang!
Mew mew mew BellaDharma =^..^= an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
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