Overheard Around The House

Producer Smurf (on phone): “Yeah, no, I didn’t smurf away any of the prizes … I just kept smurfing stuff up about judges’ rulings and whatnot and everyone smurfed it. Pretty smurfy, right? Anyway I’ll smurf the stuff to the village and we can make a bundle smurfing it to those shirtless rubes.”

But suddenly …

Norman #2: “Nobody move! This is a ninja hedgehog raid!”
Producer Smurf: “Hey I have to smurf off the line, the IRS or the FCC or something just smurfed up.”

Norman #4: “All right, hand over those game show prizes, you little blue swindler!”
Producer Smurf: “Game show prizes? What game show prizes? These are things I caught when I smurfed on a stuffie safari in the wilds of Stuffiland.”
Norman #3: “Stuffiland? There’s no such place as Stuffiland!”
Norman #1: “Do we know that for sure?”

Just then, in the nick of time …

Supermutt: “THERE WILL BE NO NINJA HEDGEHOG RAIDING WHILE EXOTIC LULU AND SUPERMUTT ARE ON THE JOB!”
Producer Smurf: “What the smurf … ?”

12 thoughts on “Overheard Around The House

  1. Mew mew mew nice try Normanss’ butt you aren’t gettin away with those Stuffiess! An neether are you Producer Smurfy…man you are one SUSSY dude! Go Lulu an Java Bean Supper Poochiess!
    **nose bopss** BellaDharma an ***giggellss** BellaSita Mum

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  2. We didn’t know there was a stuffiland or that you could go on a safari there. Chia and me, we wanna go. XOX Xena
    Bean, you really need to take those thingies off the front of your super hero shirt. They make you look like you belong in a strip club instead of out fighting crime. Just sayin’… Riley

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