When The Birthday Dog’s Away

Dada’s Note: According to Bean’s paperwork from the shelter, his birthday is August 10th, 2021, making him one year old today! Since he is of course off exploring the Multiverse with Lulu and Chaplin, his party has been unavoidably delayed …

Mr. Nibbles: “Aren’t you tired of sitting in that box yet, Charlee?”
Charlee: “I don’t even understand what that means.”
Blue: “I object to the portrayal of dinosaurs on that birthday banner.”
Mouse: “But not the ones in the ‘Jurassic Park’ movies?”
Blue: “I get residuals for those.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Why do we have to wait for Bean before we have cake?”
Spicoli: “Because it’s Bean’s birthday, dude. Plus the baker’s not finished making it.”
Producer Smurf: “Greedy Smurf! How much longer until the cake is ready?”
Greedy Smurf: “I have to start over! I smurfed a sample taste and ended up smurfing the whole thing!”

Happy first birthday to the Bean!


Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* We have arrived at a Multiversal destination that has stuffies, if you would like to disembark.”
Java Bean: “Whoa, hey, nobody is disembarking anybody around here!”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* Let’s see this destination on the display first before we exit.”

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Hey Doghouse

Java Bean: “So this is the Doghouse of Justice? How did I never notice it in the yard all the times I’ve been running around back here?”
Lulu: “It sort of comes and goes as needed.”
Java Bean: “Oh, kind of like how sometimes there’s a tank of this in the dining room and sometimes there’s a big armoire with an old television set inside of it in the living room and sometimes those trees back there are alive and sometimes they’re dead and covered with ivy?”
Lulu: “Well we don’t really talk about any of that …”
Chaplin: “Are we discussing set inconsistencies or are we going on safari for stuffies full of bacon?”

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Into The Stuffie-Verse

Chaplin: “All right, you’ve had the box long enough. Now it’s my turn to sit in there.”
Charlee: “I reserved the box for six hours, I’m sitting in the box for six hours.”
Chaplin: “Reserved the box? Where did you that?”
Charlee: “On the box signup sheet that I made and then hid so you wouldn’t find it.”
Mr. Nibbles: “It’s such a big box, friend Hipsters. Surely you can sit in it together.”
Charlee & Chaplin: “No.”

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Time And Relative Dimensions In Stuffies

Java Bean: “Vermin pointed out that you didn’t actually say there was no such place as Stuffiland. You just said the smurf didn’t get the prizes from there.”
Mouse: “Please don’t tell me you’re taking advice from Vermin these days.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty mouse! Stop calling me Vermin! And they could do worse than to take advice from me!”
Mouse: “Yes, that’s true, they could be taking advice from Dennis or Trouble.”

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