Time And Relative Dimensions In Stuffies

Java Bean: “Vermin pointed out that you didn’t actually say there was no such place as Stuffiland. You just said the smurf didn’t get the prizes from there.”
Mouse: “Please don’t tell me you’re taking advice from Vermin these days.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Nasty mouse! Stop calling me Vermin! And they could do worse than to take advice from me!”
Mouse: “Yes, that’s true, they could be taking advice from Dennis or Trouble.”

Lulu: “You still haven’t actually said that there’s no such place as Stuffiland.”
Mouse: “There’s no such place as Stuffiland.”
Java Bean: “Are you sure?”
Mouse: “Yes I’m sure.”

Lulu: “Oh. All right then.”
Java Bean: “I guess we should just go take naps or something.”
Mouse: “That sounds like an excellent idea.” (beat) “Right, off you go. I’m glad we had this little chat.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Wait! You’re forgetting about the Multiverse! Surely somewhere in the Multiverse there must be a Stuffiland!”
Mouse: “Even if that were true, which it isn’t, how would you search the Multiverse to find it? Would you travel in your Multiversemobile?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Go talk to the cats! They know all about other dimensions! This one time, Trouble helped Dennis go to a dimension made of bacon!
Lulu: “There’s a dimension made of bacon?!”

Java Bean: “Lulu, what is ‘bacon’, exactly?”
Lulu: “It’s delicious breakfast meat. You’ll love it.”
Java Bean: “Ooh! Like chorizo?”
Lulu: “Ummm, sure.”
Mouse: “Of course you realize Trouble was lying about a bacon dimension and Dennis never actually went there.
Vermin: “HISSS! Of course.”

14 thoughts on “Time And Relative Dimensions In Stuffies

  1. Oh well, we were really hoping for a Stuffieland. And a place in the universe made of bacon… I guess we’ve really got it pretty good right here. Every day there’s either fresh ground turkey or ground beef or beef stew or deer meat. XOX Riley
    Don’t forget the yummy berries and apples! XOX Xena
    And the broccoli and cauliflower and kale and spinach! XOX Lucy
    And homemade sauerkraut! everyone


  2. I think all the dimensions exist, you just have to follow your nose😺 Thank you for bringing comfort on the passing of my sweet Little Binky. She stopped by at Tucker’s and got that special treat together with your Angels Dennis and Trouble😺Pawkisses from Heaven to all of you🐾😽✨


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