Java Bean: “So this is the Doghouse of Justice? How did I never notice it in the yard all the times I’ve been running around back here?”
Lulu: “It sort of comes and goes as needed.”
Java Bean: “Oh, kind of like how sometimes there’s a tank of this in the dining room and sometimes there’s a big armoire with an old television set inside of it in the living room and sometimes those trees back there are alive and sometimes they’re dead and covered with ivy?”
Lulu: “Well we don’t really talk about any of that …”
Chaplin: “Are we discussing set inconsistencies or are we going on safari for stuffies full of bacon?”
Java Bean: “Now what happens?”
Lulu: “I think we have to tell it where we want to go. Chaplin, isn’t that how it works?”
Chaplin: “Don’t ask me. This is the Doghouse of Justice, not the Cathouse of Justice. I’m just along for the ride.”
Lulu: “Hmm … Hey Doghouse!”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* Yes?”
Lulu: “Search the Multiverse for Stuffiland.”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* I didn’t find an entry for Stuffiland.”
Lulu: “You searched the entire Multiverse already?”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* No, I searched your address book.”
Lulu: “It’s not in my address book. That’s why I asked you to search the Multiverse.”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* I didn’t find an entry for Multiverse.”
Lulu: “Did you search in my address book again?”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* Yes. If it’s not in your address book it doesn’t exist.”
Java Bean: “The Doctor who gave you this thing … What is he a Doctor of, exactly?”
Chaplin: “Showing up unexpectedly, for the most part.”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* Will there be anything else?”
Java Bean: “I think I’m going to go pee on that screen.”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* Ohhh, you said the multiverse? I just found it!”
The Oceanside Animals 
Lulu and JavaBeans –
Put IT in a box –
If IT fits, IT ships!
H&K&W,
Willow for NAK
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We can’t wait to see where this adventure takes you.
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I had to laugh out loud at “pee on the screen”
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As in similar, related circumstances I’ve seen in my multiverse travels, the transporter always looks bigger on the inside than the outside.
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Mama says it’s hilarious, but we don’t see anything funny. We want to travel the Multiverse too!
Meows and Purrs from The Cat Gang.
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Ha, ha, ha! So that’s the way to find things online. Got it!
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Funny what a little threat will accomplish!
xoxo,
Rosy
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Ha, ha,ha, OMG! Java Bean, pee on the screen? Be good!
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We’re getting closer to the bacon stuffie…. Yay!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Don’t pee on the screen or you will be in that doghouse. 🙂
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A serious screen pee? Yikes!
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Your pee-pee threat sacred that doghouse alright!! BOL!
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If all else fails, threaten them/it with pee!
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Mew mew mew too funny Lulu an Java Bean an Charlee an Chaplin!!!
When in doubt, pee on sumthin!!! 😉
***purrss*** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) BellaSita Sistur
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Pee threats often work. Good job, Beanie! XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia
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