Not Overheard Around The Multiverse

Chaplin: “So, listen, I know you giant stuffies think you’re doing me a great honor by offering me a carrot and an acorn, but what we’re really looking for is bacon.”
Java Bean: “Or chorizo!”
Chaplin: “Bacon, or chorizo. Do you have any giant stuffie friends who carry either of those?”
Lulu: “Don’t forget, this is supposed to be a safari. We’re supposed to find the stuffies ourselves.”
Chaplin: “Lulu, please. They think I’m a god. Gods don’t hunt. We collect offerings.”
Lulu: “Do they think you’re a god, or do you think you’re a god?”
Chaplin: “Do you really have to ask?”
Lulu: “No, not really.”

Lulu: “Is it just me, or is this extended silence getting a little creepy?”
Chaplin: “Clearly they’ve just been struck dumb in my presence. These things happen to gods.”

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