Lulu: “… and so please let us apologize once again for the confusion about your stuffies, Mr. Giant Dog, sir.”
Chaplin (whispering): “Don’t forget to ask him about the bacon.”
Java Bean (whispering): “If you want to know about bacon, you come out here and ask him.”
Big Dog: “I can hear you whispering.”
Chaplin: “Well, that was a fiasco. That’ll teach me to go anywhere with dogs.”
Lulu: “It’s not our fault the Doghouse of Justice brought us here. I think the latest dogOS upgrade was faulty.”
Java Bean: “Maybe our request wasn’t specific enough.”
Lulu: “Maybe … Hey Doghouse, take us someplace in the Multiverse where we can get bacon without dealing with dog or stuffie kaiju.”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* Now traversing the Multiverse to your destination!”
Chaplin: “I still swear I smelled bacon around here someplace. You dogs give up too easily.”
Lulu: “That’s easy to say when you’re hiding in the Doghouse of Justice.”
Big Dog (listening to thunder): “Sounds like a storm coming …”
Big Dog (as bacon rains from the sky): “Another meat monsoon. Now my stuffies are going to be all greasy.”
Meanwhile …
Chaplin: “Hey, this new location in the Multiverse looks just like our kitchen.”
Doghouse of Justice: “*BING* That’s because it is your kitchen. You asked for a place where you can get bacon without dealing with kaiju.”
Lulu: “If you think we can get bacon here then you clearly aren’t familiar with Mama and Dada’s policies on what constitutes an acceptable treat.”
The Oceanside Animals 
After what you guys experienced, perhaps your Mama and the Dada will make an exception. Just this one time.
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Multiverse travel/Bacon retrieval must be all about the timing….and parental rules
xoxo,
Sunny
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I never get bacon either. Mom says I can’t have pork, pork is hard on doggies. Boo Berry Betty
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It looks like you should have stuck around those giant stuffies just a bit longer. Hopefully you can convince your pawrents to cook up some bacon for you.
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guyz….we stole a cell ewe lar, wanted ta say hi, hope everee onez doin
grate, hopin internet a rivez in trout towne yet bee for2085. be safe, bee
happee, stay healthee❤️
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pea ess…if ewe wood like ta sharez an e mail, we can say hi sum time thata way, noe worreez tho if ewe due knot wanna givez it out, we total lee understand 😺❤️ bee well !
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Wow! Love bacon!
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I thought I smelled bacon!
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Y’all just can’t get a break, can you?
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Busted!! Bacon will remain in your dreams! LOL!
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