No Respect For Gravity

Alternate Spicoli: “Right, fully accessorized and ready to go! Pip pip!”
Lulu: “So … Dogs can eat in a fancy restaurant here as long as they’re wearing shockingly yellow hats?”
Alternate Spicoli: “You’re quick, guv! Hats really confuse the humans. Come on, I’ve got enough for everyone!”
Chaplin: “Boy, Alternate Dennis must’ve had a field day here with his fedora, then.”

Later …

Alternate Spicoli: “Here we are, fine sirs! A pub of the highest repute!”
Lulu: “Why is that bike stuck to the ceiling? Is something wrong with gravity in this dimension?”
Alternate Mouse: “If there were a general gravitational problem in this dimension, don’t you think we would all be stuck to the ceiling too?”
Lulu: “Hmm, I suppose …”

But Suddenly …

Chaplin: “Hello, floor-bound losers!”
Lulu: “Uh-oh, now Chaplin is stuck to the ceiling! Who’s next? Bean?”
Java Bean: “Oh boy, I sure hope so!”
Alternate Mouse: “This still doesn’t mean anything is wrong with the gravity. It just means something is wrong with your cat’s brain.”
Alternate Spicoli: “Cor! You’re embarrassing me in front of the nonexistent other patrons!”

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