Java Bean: “So the person who put me in this neck brace should have to give me green papers?”
Ambulance Chaser Smurf: “That’s correct. We will smurf them for all they’re worth and then some!”
Producer Smurf: “You smurf ’em, Ambulance Chaser Smurf!”
Mouse: “What’s going on in here?”
Java Bean: “I’m just getting some legal advice from Producer Smurf’s friend, and later on we’re going to go chase ambulances.”
Mouse: “Do you really think it’s a good idea to seek counsel from anybody Producer Smurf recommends?”
Producer Smurf: “Hey, he’s just as smurfy a lawyer as I am a film producer!”
Mouse: “Yes well that’s not quite the ringing endorsement that you seem to think it is.”
Ambulance Chaser Smurf: “You’d better quit smurfing around with my Ambulance Chaser-Client Privilege.”
Mouse: “Or what? Are you going to write my name down on your little scroll?”
Ambulance Chaser Smurf: “Well I just might do that!”
Java Bean: “Make sure you leave room on it to keep track of all the ambulances we chase. I want to show it to Lulu afterwards.”
The Oceanside Animals 
Oh, we get it now. You’re going to sue your Dada! (Remember who feeds you and plays with you and helps you with your blog and, and…) XOX Xena, Lucy and Chis
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Now, now Java Bean…there’s no fun in chasing ambulances and the legal paperwork permit is a nightmare.
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Great post title. I do like Smurf & Smurf’s conference room, as well as that tablecloth.
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There is a saying—-“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you”—
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Java Bean do NOT chase any Ambulancess!! They make hideeuss noisess an have flashin litess that can blind you!
An you may want to ree-think suin yoe own deer DaDa….. 😉
**purrss** BellaDharma an ((hugss)) BellaSita Mum
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Somehow we think those ambulances might just ‘run’ faster even that you can, JB! Careful what you ask for…
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Yep…a very bad feeling about this.
Be careful of those Surfs, Bean!
xoxo,
Sunny
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I used to chase cars every day. NOT as rewarding as you’d think. Pretty sure ambulances would be the same. Good luck.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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We’re not sure chasing ambulances is such a good idea, Java Bean, and we wouldn’t take any advice from any Smurfs either.
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Yikes, the lawyers are gonna get involved?!?! Scariest thing ever!
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Dear Java Bean, how do you feel?
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JB, do you mean you need green papurrs for chasing ambulances🙈Pawkisses from Heaven to all of you🐾😽💞
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