Got A Secret, Can You Keep It?

Charlee: “What was the point of that whole thing?”
Vermin: “HISSSS! To show you that if anyone around here is familiar with the living dead, it’s me, an opossum!”

Chaplin: “Hmm, I guess that’s maybe true …”
Vermin: “HISSSS! It’s totally true! So if you need somebody to make sure undead stuffies stop bothering you, I’m your critter!”
Charlee: “What’s in it for you?”
Vermin: “HISSSS! I just want some of your cat food. Say 10% for two weeks.”

Chaplin: “You mean Charlee’s cat food, right? Mine is special prescription food and tastes terrible.”
Charlee: “Chaplin! Stop trying to give away my food!”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Nice try! But I’ve seen Charlee try to grab the bag of your prescription food and run off with it, so it can’t taste that bad!”
Chaplin: “*SIGH* Fine. You can have 10% of my food too.”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Excellent! You won’t regret this! You cats bring the stuffie parts and we’ll head to my secret lair.”

Charlee: “I didn’t know you had a secret lair.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Of course you didn’t! It’s a secret!” (beat) “HISSS! By the way, if you have any ticks on you, I’ll eat them for free.”
Chaplin: “Ticks? Eww! What do you think we are, dogs?”

Soon …

Charlee: “This is Trouble’s laboratory. It isn’t a secret. We all know about it.”
Vermin: “HISSS! But you didn’t know I was using it, did you? So sneaky!”

13 thoughts on “Got A Secret, Can You Keep It?

  1. We guess a pile of decayed, deadied stuffies is as good a thing to obsess about — and make a profit over -as anything… Vermin’s got a handle on this one! XOX Xena, Lucy, Chia and Riley

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