Frankenstein’s Monster: (Roaring)
Chaplin: “So, got any more bright ideas for dealing with undead stuffies?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Shhh! It’ll hear you!”
Charlee: “If you’re worried about being overheard, maybe you shouldn’t hiss so loudly before every sentence.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Chaplin: “Well we have to do something.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Why not just hide?”
Charlee: “Vermin makes a good point.”
Chaplin: “All that roaring will make it hard to sleep.”
Charlee: “Chaplin makes a good point.”
Frankenstein’s Monster: (Roaring)
Charlee: “Okay, here’s the plan. Chaplin jumps on the monster’s head and Vermin jumps on the monster’s back and that distracts it while the rest of us escape.”
Vermin: “HISSS! That’s a solid plan. Let’s … Hey wait a minute.”
Chaplin: “‘The rest of us’? That’s just you, Charlee.”
Charlee: “Yes, exactly. That’s what makes it such a good plan.”
Frankenstein’s Monster: (Roaring)
But before Charlee’s brilliant plan can be put into action …
Chaplin: “Hmm, did it suddenly get very quiet in here?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Yes, yes it did.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Uh-oh. The monster escaped.”
Charlee: “It could be out wreaking all sorts of havoc now.”
Chaplin: “Good, that makes it somebody else’s problem. Time for a nap.”
Meanwhile, the monster descends upon an unsuspecting world …
Frankenstein’s Monster: “Look at all that groovy bling!”
The Oceanside Animals 
Groovy bling? We think Frankie got stuck in the 60’s. Better listen for the Mamas and the Papas and that sickly sweet smoke we hear permeated the decade.
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Who is Frankenstein’s Monster shopping for? Maybe we’ll find out in the next installment.
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Yikes, that guy looks a bit queasy! Still, if he collects loads of bling, he could make you some money. Might just be worth trying to be his agent . . . for a 50% fee 😉
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It’s alive…and it can make complete sentences now. Uh-oh.
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We like the way you think Charlee!
xoxo,
Sunny and Rosy
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Glad it is the jewelry store’s problem now. 🙂
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Those stuffies keep getting scarier!
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Shake your groove bling
Share your groove bling
H&K&W,
Willow
PeeEssWoo: It should probably be under the table sniffing for dropped foodables!
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OMG! Frankenstein what are you doing? It’s not Halloween yet…??
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Bling?? Oh Oh, he has fancy tastes!
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A shopaholic Frankenstein? Hmm, wonder if he does outlet stores to just the high end bling shops?
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