Under The Table And Scheming

Frankenstein’s Monster: (Roaring)
Chaplin: “So, got any more bright ideas for dealing with undead stuffies?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Shhh! It’ll hear you!”
Charlee: “If you’re worried about being overheard, maybe you shouldn’t hiss so loudly before every sentence.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Chaplin: “Well we have to do something.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Why not just hide?”
Charlee: “Vermin makes a good point.”
Chaplin: “All that roaring will make it hard to sleep.”
Charlee: “Chaplin makes a good point.”
Frankenstein’s Monster: (Roaring)

Charlee: “Okay, here’s the plan. Chaplin jumps on the monster’s head and Vermin jumps on the monster’s back and that distracts it while the rest of us escape.”
Vermin: “HISSS! That’s a solid plan. Let’s … Hey wait a minute.”
Chaplin: “‘The rest of us’? That’s just you, Charlee.”
Charlee: “Yes, exactly. That’s what makes it such a good plan.”
Frankenstein’s Monster: (Roaring)

But before Charlee’s brilliant plan can be put into action …

Chaplin: “Hmm, did it suddenly get very quiet in here?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Yes, yes it did.”

Vermin: “HISSS! Uh-oh. The monster escaped.”
Charlee: “It could be out wreaking all sorts of havoc now.”
Chaplin: “Good, that makes it somebody else’s problem. Time for a nap.”

Meanwhile, the monster descends upon an unsuspecting world …

Frankenstein’s Monster: “Look at all that groovy bling!”

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