Lies, Blatant Lies …

Blue: “Cat food? No, I. haven’t been stealing cat food. Do you think I should?”
Chaplin: “No, you definitely shouldn’t. Cat food tastes terrible. Blecch.”
Blue: “Then why do you cats eat it?”
Charlee: “We just like to suffer.”

Blue: “Hmm. Well, you said only a few grams was missing, right?”
Chaplin: “Yes, that’s right.”
Blue: “I would go have a talk with the little mammals. They’re just the type to steal tiny amounts of food. Or eggs right out of the dinosaur’s nest.”
Charlee: “Mouse and Mr. Nibbles! Of course! Thanks Blue!”
Blue: “Sure sure. No problem.”

Shortly thereafter …

Blue: “Hey! Kid! Beat it! I didn’t set that up so you could take shots on goal!”

Meanwhile …

Chaplin: “Say, Mouse, you and Mr. Nibbles wouldn’t happen to—”
Mouse: “No, we haven’t been stealing your food.”

18 thoughts on “Lies, Blatant Lies …

  1. DE BAD VIZITORZ CATZ, OTHER WIZE KNOWN AZ UZ TROUTERZ HAZ HIRED COPEE N PASTE TA STOP BYE N SAY HI, WE HOPE THEY DEE LIVERED THIZ MESSAGE EVEN IF ITZ KNOT POST REE LATED ❤️❤️

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  2. Hmmm…THe Rodents could be tasty…that would suplement the lack of cat foods (well it does around here during rodent season). Purrs Marv
    PS We are sorry we got so far behind inleaving comments. We have been letting Mom read our furrends blogs in bed on the tablet and it does not like leacing comments.
    PPS Jo Jo is the Miss Piggy around here, she even eats the dog crunchies, purrhaps she is going throgh the transportation tunnel to your place and eating your foodables…

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